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How I Quit Jersey for Juliapa
...It’s tattooed lightly on my upper arm “I love my mom, and she loves me”, it reads. A squad from Space Force dragged me in the weeds: “We’ve nailed you, boy. You’ll do no further harm.” I woke i......

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Categories: buy the farm, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Notices From Your Watch Woman On the Wall Part Two
...9) The Chinese spy balloons, Tick Tock, letting them buy up farm land next to our military bases, Russia and China's navies launch war games in the Bering Sea , in international w......

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Categories: buy the farm, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Political Verse



Before I Sleep
...Till life retires me I won’t retire all cries to uncles stalled And won’t slow down or buy the farm till Abraham has called My will as though a five-year-olds wild and dancing free Those tree......

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Categories: buy the farm, god, life,
Form: Rhyme
It Was Never a Hoax
...Covid didn't like being labeled "just a hoax" So it took revenge on one who made sick jokes I don't wish him any harm But he won't buy the farm It seems his face is covered in rotten egg yolks ......

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Categories: buy the farm, perspective,
Form: Limerick
Powers
...(On May 1 1960, at the very depth of the Cold War, CIA pilot Gary Powers was shot down over the central USSR. Here we are imagining his conversation with a charge d'affaires of the US Embassy. ......

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Categories: buy the farm, history,
Form: Blank verse



Mamma's Coming Home
...Woke up this morning with the feeling not right The day she said good bye The warm fuzzy feeling had got up and gone away The day she said good bye No one can love her as much as me The day ......

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Categories: buy the farm, heartbroken, love hurts,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member I Ain'T Going Nowhere
...Well I think it's about time once again To thank all my friends here on the Soup To let you all know how much you mean to this old duffer For brightening up each and every one of my ......

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Categories: buy the farm, humorous,
Form: Narrative
Activeley Intelligent
...psycholigical horror story of the muse can't outright say the euphemism kick the bucket to buy the farm laugh it off better off cornered this way like the farmer of fear says in the midst o......

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Categories: buy the farm, angst, art, computer-internet, confusiontime,
Form: Free verse

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