Busters Poems | Examples


Soogie Top Basey Riff

It was right on the tip
of my tounge.
I losed my thought in
looking for something.
Why aren't the folders
marked: by tempo? 
Who putlyrics and rhymn
on top.
They erased
 melody and harmony
and put Bounce and Boogie
in it's place.
Love song has barque on it
we are going to dance not
waltz!
Ghee whizz: don't spill
no liquer on my floor.
My mind is already in a
fugue!
I thought it was coda!
start back at the top.
Art song complications
they are such picky people!
Outro:intro refraim!
Categories: busters, inspirational, music,
Form: Ballade

Sphere, Sphere, Sphere

The ManPower Invitational  Celerity Sphere Contest

Contest One
Large one (369 lbs)
Bigger Sphere (550 lbs.)
Sphere Grande (705 lbs)
Winners pot includes both sponsor
and contestants roll! Trophy and
a prize.

Contest Two
Yak verses Yak waist harness tug of war
20 men one on one
Tournament until winner
Trophy and prize

Contest Three
Log Snatch and Jerk
Log throw
And
Stump pull
Must comply by officials rule
Medallion and prize

Entries due by May 7,
Cash due upon entry
$100.00 entry.

Tickets..... $20.00 -$12.00 & $10.00
Bring your freinds!
Certain meals included with
Paid fair
Live Band
Camp style over night the day before
Trailers and rvs $50.00 for overnight
Stay. Three meals, $20.00 extra!
Horse rides, Nighttime barbaque and bash!
Couples discount.
College discount.
21 and over for rentals!
No kids please.
Beer, wine , chocolate
Sold at the cigar bar!
Get yourself here or
We will come get you!

Media; Media Broadcast
Live radio show.
Television recording.
Get this place jam packed!
Categories: busters, business, celebration, celebrity, chocolate,
Form: Ballad


Big Bang Busters

I
Background radiation raises temperature everywhere in the universe to a few degrees above Absolute Zero. Big Bang couldn't do this level of homogeneity. Besides the Universe is too vast for each part to have had contact with all other parts

II
A good illustration goes thus: a heater in a cold room, or any source of heat, will eventually reach all space in the room and a erage out the temperature. But The Universe is no small, or huge room. The was no time with the Big Bang to allow "eventually" evening out the heat in the Universe.

III: the solution
The problem is labeled THE HORIZON PROBLEM. The answer centers on Someone or Something having finetuned the universe from the very beginning. No random process could achieve this ... But we want to keep our Big Bang. Another "solution"*  us the Theory of Inflation, that allows the Big Bang to hang or bang on.

* Earlier in January 2022, I did write on Inflation Thoery of the Universe
Categories: busters, 12th grade, bible, creation,
Form: Didactic

Premium MemberKing-Sized Bull Crap Machine Busters

You are the light
From the small crack in the door.
Illuminate your darkness.
Feed the deprived
With your good thoughts.

You are the bearer of World Peace.
Show the others how to be.
Don't be offended.
Don't get sucked in.

You are the path 
They must walk.
To punish, prod, or persecute
Is playing the lower game while

You are a star 
Shot across the sky.
The mean people are beneath you,
(Literally)
So that you may lift them into the night
To be reborn the next day.

What does this all mean?
You wonder in your daydream.

Don't take the high road
Without the deplorables alongside you.

Just as you wouldn't marry a brown toad
Before saying "I love you."
Categories: busters, life,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberGhost Busters

ghost busters
driving into libraries
funny guys

ghost blasters
called upon by the mayor
great friends

ghost seekers
scared by green blobby things
screamers

ghost detectives
contacted by the fearful
brave but silly

ghost hunters
living Halloween daily
lucky guys
Categories: busters, halloween,
Form: Senryu


Premium MemberThe Hairy Chested Bully Busters

My dear friend Rob, this ones for you
You’ve had my back and pulled me through
Your integrity, class and wisdom speaks
You help the sick all through the week
We bust the bullies with our hairy chests
On their toes they get no rest
The JR. Roo has gone bye bye
Bless his heart he really tries
Good will always prevail and win
Even over his fair weathered friends
There are a couple more that choose to hide
I wonder if they still have their pride
I’ll sign off now with these few words
I’m sorry for the attack of the polished turd
Together we stand for all as one
Let’s stay the course until it’s done.

*Dedicated to Rob Carmack for standing with me against the bullies and trolls*
*The name of this poem was donated by the number 1 troll*
Categories: busters, anti bullying, appreciation,
Form: Rhyme
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