Little Burrito
You're quite a lass
Please don't stumble
You might break your -- last
set of ankles you'll ever have
Oh, Little Burrito
You're full of class
Much better to have that
than a great big ole -- tank of gas
Little Burrito
Please stay on the grass
I wouldn't want to have to whack you
right there in your -- spyglass
Well, little burrito
We've managed to amass
a whole bevy of gawkers, just-a
hopin' to read the word -- BASS
Categories:
burrito, animal, word play,
Form: Light Verse
I was burned by my burrito
Just a simple snack for me yo
I was burned by my burrito, my burrito
My hunger pangs were panging
My tummy it was aching
I figured a quick snack
Would end my crave attack
I was burned by my burrito
Just a simple snack for me yo
I was burned by my burrito, my burrito
I found the coolest snack with meat
A simple twisted treat
A 60 second nuke away
From a happy snacking craze
I was burned by my burrito
Just a simple snack for me yo
I was burned by my burrito, my burrito
As soon as the ding went off
I grabbed it up so fast
I didn’t let it cool a minute to keep my hand from harm
To make it worse I also felt the red hot sauce and pain shoot down my arm
I was burned by my burrito
Just a simple snack for me yo
No it wasn’t a mosquito
I was burned by my burrito, my burrito
Oh that hurts *
Ow ow girl, what’s wrong with you girl *
(Shake your head)
And all I wanted was a simple tasty treat*
*these lines are spoken and not sung
Categories:
burrito, food, humorous, silly, song,
Form: Lyric
I choked on a breakfast burrito today
While walking down a narrow hallway
For three minutes I was not okay
I thought that my life was slipping away
My face turned fifty shades of blue, not gray
I thought I might die, but I got to stay
Thank you, baby Jesus, is all I can say
I think from now on I am going to pray
Because I was so afraid my life might go away
When I choked on that breakfast burrito today
Categories:
burrito, food,
Form: Rhyme
Burrito Taco
Spice me up right now
My blankets burrito me
Sizzlin' on the pan
- A Senryu written by J W Earnings aka me
Categories:
burrito, desire, fun,
Form: Senryu
Juan Mendez,
it was you,
during the
revolutionary war,
that first
created the Burrito.
You wanted to keep the
food warm
that you were taking,
on your donkey,
to your food stand in Mexico.
You wrapped it in a flour tortilla
and then a napkin.
You only put two food
combinations in each tortilla.
You did not call them burritos.
They were called a burritas.
No where in Mexico are they called burritos.
Some places call them tacos in your country.
Only in the US
are they called burritos.
I like food history.
Juan, I like your creation too!
Categories:
burrito, foodfood,
Form: I do not know?