Buford Poems - Poems about Buford

...Obituary The following notice recently appeared in the Toad Suck Monthly News Express. The management apologizes for the tardiness of its publication: Ms. Villonia Beebe has passed awa......Read the rest...

...Hamford Hog sat on a log Waiting for Buford Butt They were headed to Macon To buy a pound of bacon Which to me seemed somewhat odd When they could shuffle up to Boston Which I’ve done quite oft......Read the rest...

...I have a son who is so stupid that I want to give him a slap. He wanted hushpuppies and I said "We got no time for that crap!!" I'm Buford T. Justice and I'm a Bubblegum machine. I'm the best sher......Read the rest...

...A is for Alf alien life form B is for Bay Watch women with form C is for Cops reality’s top show D is for Dear John a real funny show E is for Emergency the Adam-12 off fireman drama F is for F-Tro......Read the rest...

...I had the distinction of being labeled 'Robert' by Mom and Dad. Somehow that evolved into the moniker I'm known by today, And the name I prefer, just plain ol' Bob - what more need I say! I shed t......Read the rest...

...Chorus The battle was over, The Indian did dance, He'd slaughtered the white man At Custer's last stand. He was now weary, His days had been long, His people were suffering, It's time to go......Read the rest...