We Got No Time For That Crap

I have a son who is so stupid that I want to give him a slap. He wanted hushpuppies and I said "We got no time for that crap!!" I'm Buford T. Justice and I'm a Bubblegum machine. I'm the best sheriff that the state of Texas has ever seen. I've been chasing a man who calls himself The Bandit. He frustrates me so damn much that I can't stand it. I've tried and tried but he's somebody that I can't catch. He drives 110 miles per hour, I've finally met my match. When I starred in the 3rd Bandit movie, the Bandit turned out to be fake. My idiotic son and I will catch the real Bandit no matter what it takes.