Brunk Poems | Examples

If I Were U

My thoughts today, if “U” were “I”
                                  imagine how to justify
An accidental “switcheroo” 
                 would change it all around for you

You thunk you typed the word to think
       That brunk you right back from the brink
That truck that you drove home last night
         would be a trick! that sheds some light!
 
If “I” were  “U”, I’d check my work
                      a duty that we ought not shirk
with sicks and sucks and picks and pucks
            and don’t forget those ticks and tucks

Good Luck would now be a Good Lick
              not bad but you know, it might stick
and serving Duck would be a kick
               instead, you would be serving @!@!




And Just in case anyone thinks that the last line is “bawdy”
I was referring to the British pudding with dried fruit!!!