My sister dresses me like a girl .she sez Ime as skwirley as a skwirl !
She uses a wheelchair sum times , because her legs are lame !
& if it roles down thoze stairs , Ime still not 2 blame !
Weard things happen in Texas.
Wair former miss texas,s get weard from the strain .
& if thair wheel chairs role down the stairs ,
Ime still not 2 blame !
A lot of beauty queens got sons , win thay wanted dawters .
Thay du things 2 us , that thay shouldn't du !
People in Texas don,t like you if you hate football !
Thay dress us up in panteys & braws & dresses .
Win we ask , thay woent tell us wair are daddy's wint .
& if we ask 2 much , thay tell us 2 get bint !
My sister dresses me like a girl , she sez , Ime as skwirley as a skwirl .
She uses a wheel chair sum times , because her legs are lame .
& if it roles down those stairs , Ime still not 2 blames !...
Categories:
braws, assonance, fashion, fun,
Form: Ballad