There once was a kitty named Max the Cat
And he was terribly, terribly fat.
We put him on a diet
And he started a riot.
The neighbours dog food he stole, just like that.
So onto their porch he stormed in a huff.
He was no lightweight, this big ball of fluff.
Pushing dogs out of the way
Because he'd not come to play
And of his diet, he'd just had enough.
The neighbours dogs are mad at us now
Although we still haven't figured out how,
How Max stole the dish
Because it wasn't our wish
To have those Bouviers go without chow.
Categories:
bouviers, animals, funny
Form: Limerick