Bored Stiff Poems | Examples


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Premium Member Buzzword and Slang Footles

Coal face 
disgrace 

Bad vibes 
from tribes

Dark art
at heart

Big deal
surreal

Uptight 
yeah right 

Sky high 
my eye

Who knew 
boohoo 

My god 
that’s odd

not half 
a laugh

High five 
alive 

Stock phrase 
daft craze 

Buzz word 
absurd 

Smart tek
brain wreck 

Sour pus
missed bus

High horse 
off-course 

Slow coach 
cockroach 

Big cheese 
feels squeeze

Sore thumb
by gum

Hells bells 
death knells

Fast lane 
Insane 

Bored stiff 
with gif

Calm down 
you clown 

Joe soap
might cope 

John dough
skid row 

Jackpot 
great scott

Long run 
such fun

Clean sweep 
knee deep

Bon mot
for show 

Quick quip
takes dip

False dawn
a yawn

Created and posted : 10th October 2022 for Brian Strand contest

Premium Member No More Excitement

No More Excitement
Just think no
more excitement;
Excitement in my life
is fast becoming
extinct..
last boyfriend made 
me cry.
He was about as exciting
as watching "paint dry"..
Next time I am bored
I'll go the Square
to cry.
I will stand there
with only one
glove on my hand;
For sure someone
will come along
and demand,
to know why I sob,
i'll answer " I am afraid
for my other glove
I have been robbed"
All I needed you to do
is show me some love.
my life has no more excitement
and my friends are all dull.
Friends with doctors appointments
though not ill at all- 
that's the life of a senior
when excitement has left
If we not be creative,we will
be bored stiff to death.
Hearing aid in my ear, yes I can hear.
grab a chair and be seated,
Stay awhile-hearing aid-don't need it. 
"talk loud please, cud you repeat it".
Waiting on my friend :Said she'd be stopping by
we are going to eat popcorn
and watch some "fresh paint" dry.

Premium Member Copla Sesenta Y Cuatro This Bad Guy World

COPLA SESENTA Y CUATRO: This Bad Guy World

No one denies Life’s stunning rich
What we all have to put up with:
Stark sacrifice

Spite of beast in Man or the Witch
Brains soar limitless heights or width:
As gods we rise

Bad Guys drag us down ugly depths
Role Good Guys must accept as fun:
Who stands to blame

Yin-Yang conflicts not shibboleths
From dying bored stiff keeps Man:
The crying shame

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2014


Premium Member What Makes You Tick

Its the simple things in life that turn my wheels
a stroll over the moors, I don't need newsreels

The beauty of the full moon to my heart appeals
sounds of the night, I hear high pitched squeals

No its not money or houses or even posh meals
bored stiff listening to the fools and their spiels

Its the joy, the charm of mother nature appeals
that makes my blood race as I turn cartwheels

Its the simple things in life that turn my wheels 
a life of enjoyment,  full of love with no ordeals  

Written 08/19/2013

contest What Makes You Tick

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