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Borborygmus Poems - Poems about Borborygmus


Premium MemberIdly Fret

...I'm sitting with device in hand, 
Trapped in forked thought,
Derailed, enqueued, attention spanned,
All plot but ought for naught. 

Zephyr-jostled oriel,
Jalousie jingle jets,
Venetian pi...
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Categories: borborygmus, addiction, body, dark, endurance,
Form: Rhyme

Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang

...Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang

Ever since a young lad
irritable bowel syndrome
in my humble pinion wracked
lower abdominal area 
gurgled and ballooned gastrointes...
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Categories: borborygmus, 9th grade, angst, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme



Premium MemberThat Salad Went Right Through Me

...That Salad Went Right Through Me


I've always wanted to write a poem called
“That Salad Went Right Through Me”.
And I would wager upon its best destiny:

To begin with, there is the Universal...
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Categories: borborygmus, assonance, poetry, writing,
Form: Free verse

Pardon Me

...The digestive system, what can I say, 
A favorite to exercise many times a day. 
It’s always working whether awake or asleep, 
And most of the time you don’t hear a peep. 
But once in a while, lo...
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Categories: borborygmus, giggle, humor, humorous, science,
Form: Verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things