Bludger Poems - Poems about Bludger

...For ten months now I’ve brooded over coming second place in the pickle section deeming, it no less than a disgrace. It was written plain and simple, so there can be no excuse, that the pickles in ......Read the rest...

...In the land of Oz, we're all fair dinkum, Every bloke, Sheila and Healer too. By crikey mate, if you get us started, You'll regret the day I guarantee you. In bonza days some may call hard yakk......Read the rest...

...Another long weekend’s upon us and we’re ready, set to go, To get amongst the bream again, along the river Tambo. Our adrenaline is rushing and we’re really bloody keen, To celebrate with fishing ......Read the rest...

...The black crow sat on the stump out front, The old man heartily swore, He said you aint a cunny funt, Followed by the 12 guage roar, Feathers flew and a cold wind it blew, And the cancer......Read the rest...

...Harry and George Harry West and Georgie Leonard, were climbing up the hump, Hot lead was a falling down, through yer hat and foot, ka-thump, So steep were the sides, dropped gr......Read the rest...

...Little chant for ya... bloody ciggie takes me breath, the stinker comes between, nicotene pfinger pokes , me dad is dead it means, dont get so dead ice-scream..... suck slack tobacco is......Read the rest...

...As ye sow, you get the maybe corn, and reap, the stinking uncooked prawn, cos ye n me are slack .... ones deed comes up to speed , like car on the racing track, it comes around yes ind......Read the rest...

...Foul fowl I was staggering to the mall, in my own decrepid way, When I got accosted by a Shiela, who shook my hand said ‘hey’, Busy as a flustered bee, I brushed her off today, A partin......Read the rest...

...So I used the magic sort-of- black, Put a crimp in his bowel, painful Jack, Thoughts are deeds, but they hit back, In your next life I’m advising. Just a little black in me face, Reborn i......Read the rest...

...angelic kisses from the missus, no it wasn't she? bludger had some spiky whiskas awful bugger werent a 4 me, watch out for dem shirt-tail lifters, bugger off stop bugging me... re: 'swee......Read the rest...

...diving off the old black stump, suiciding 4 the ground, bloody cattle dog, is a biting me, bringing about just half a frown, 6 feet down ought ta do it, break me neck, get hammered ears, ......Read the rest...

...Drinking with Tood at StGeorge… Lets drink to ole Tood Taylor, who was full of it, Prisoner of the Japanese, had the scours just a bit, So the Jap’s they had him a cooking , And the extra ......Read the rest...

...The Red Devil, Bronco Johnson in 75 I lived in Morningside, moved in a massage parlor girl 2 kids a Kangaroo dog and a white rat called Merle (Greyhound roo catcher) We had a druggie ambo man, s......Read the rest...

...Destroyer ~ Poet Contest Name 5TH POEM ON THE SOUP.. POISON! 1st first. I was coming up from Tamworth, riding on a tired horse. Past Barraba we wandered north, on a slow and......Read the rest...