Blaster Poems - Poems about Blaster

... He learned so quickly how to not bring sticks and balls back He seems to think when he puts his head down there should be a bowl beneath it Strained swell into a wells Turning the nail Hamme......Read the rest...

...Blech - impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea... When the entire mug awash with floating leavings by golly by gosh, sipping said herbal brew analogous challenge to eat spaghetti squas......Read the rest...

...Put up shut up or knuckle under Step up now and feel my thunder You may think that I'm quite the clown That all ends when I knock you down They all call me the Master Blaster Iron fist......Read the rest...

...Rigorous sphincter ani externus muscle workout Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins courtesy healthy helping of prunes linkedin to derrière issuing melodious flatulence classical tunes, yo......Read the rest...

...Into the fire i will go I will not run I will not walk I will tip toe through my past And feel every burn Every painful blaster I will take what they did And start a wildfire of forgiveness ......Read the rest...

...Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023 The following constitutes a rather twisted as a pretzel SUBTITLE: I dash with my jiggling boobs in an attempt to escape... being overrun by teddy bears and bean......Read the rest...

...Please help yarn hexed door neighbor... Yours truly pinned down by invisible vestiges of coronavirus and getting attacked from angry plague of buttons, plus huge spools of yarn grossly misto......Read the rest...

...My son was a kid in a room. Tubs full of Star Wars figures; Rancor Monster, Squid Head, Yak Face. Admiral Akbar was a good guy with a mother somewhere, a fine woman though a bit of a trout n......Read the rest...

...Emerald Faerie Princess was eager to Find Lord Dragon Master She had heard that he could fly her to England much faster So many said he would be hiding in a farmer’s sweet pasture. She used her ma......Read the rest...

...A (growing) menagerie of stuffed animals And Beanie Babies The following doth constitute combination of fact and fiction unfortunately not sentences referencing overactive spousal glute though......Read the rest...

...I remember when Suddenly I came of age There was a clear moment of That was then and this is now I had my wings And urge to fly I was fourteen There was a world Beyond the nest I own......Read the rest...

...which prime mate affectionately called buttock blaster alimentary explosion ofttimes causes global disaster upon such gaseous debacle run for your life ever faster! Yours truly (humorously dry h......Read the rest...

...Sonnets XC-XCVII Artificial Smile by Michael R. Burch I’m waiting for my artificial teeth to stretch belief, to hollow out the cob of zealous righteousness, to grasp life’s stub between cle......Read the rest...

...One stormy night in Magalluf, it rained and rained it rained all day By half past ten we'd had enough, time to call it all a day Then we heard some music playing, the sweet sound of a violin So......Read the rest...

...my keyboard sometimes sticks and snarls up my story went to the store and got jiffy lube and what a glory my fingers slide across the letters typing faster did a quick hit of the duster called ......Read the rest...