Blaster Poems - Poems about Blaster

The Great Gig in the Sky

...The recent, decent, authorised remaster -
now deeper, fuller, meaningfully vaster,
it’s done its fifty years – this one’s a laster!
I don’t care if you’re reggaeton or Rasta,
you worship Satan, S...

Yester-me Yester-You Yesterday

...
As, A Place in the sun, Village Ghetto Land
Pastime paradise, Land of La La,
Master Blaster, Alfie, Living for the city,
and Part time lover, Faith, 
Another star, With a child’s heart, 
Used ...

Overrun by stuffed subdued teddy bears

...Overrun by stuffed subdued teddy bears...

of diverse and sundry sizes engaged 
in woebegone wild rumpus
as a last hoorah 
for diversity, equity and inclusion,
whose somber bowed heads
(hide t...

Peace

...It may be the world itself is lone here or is in solitude 
    or  is vulnerable or prone, 
    then, talk, talk, talk who cares or listens: If such subject 
   is to tarnish her or whims?;
    i...

Lovely dummbie boy

...
,, Bliblablubb",
,, bliblablaaa",
at 3o'clock in the morning,
shadows shed my eyes,
,, maybe I should've listened to dad",
since he always said,
dark ruines your eyes.
The days were funny ma...

I move when my dog wants up on the sofa

...

He learned so quickly how to not bring sticks and balls back
He seems to think when he puts his head down
there should be a bowl beneath it
Strained swell into a wells
Turning the nail
Hamme...

Blech impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea

...Blech - impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea...

When the entire mug awash
with floating leavings
by golly by gosh,
sipping said herbal brew
analogous challenge
to eat spaghetti squas...

Mister Master Blaster

...Put up shut up or knuckle under

Step up now and feel my thunder

You may think that I'm quite the clown

That all ends when I knock you down

They all call me the Master Blaster

Iron fist...

Rigorous Sphincter Ani Externus Muscle Workout

...Rigorous sphincter ani externus muscle workout

Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins
courtesy healthy helping of prunes
linkedin to derrière issuing
melodious flatulence classical tunes,
yo...

My Legacy of Love

...Into the fire i will go 
I will not run
I will not walk
I will tip toe through my past
And feel every burn
Every painful blaster
I will take what they did
And start a wildfire of forgiveness
...

Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023

...Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023

The following constitutes a rather 
twisted as a pretzel SUBTITLE:

I dash with my jiggling boobs in an attempt to escape... 
being overrun by teddy bears and bean...

Please Help Yarn Hexed Door Neighbor

...Please help yarn hexed door neighbor...

Yours truly pinned down by invisible 
vestiges of coronavirus and
getting attacked from angry plague 
of buttons, plus huge spools of yarn
grossly misto...

The Sith Strike Back

...My son was a kid in a room.

Tubs full of Star Wars figures;
Rancor Monster, Squid Head, Yak Face.

Admiral Akbar was a good guy
with a mother somewhere,
a fine woman though a bit of a trout n...

Emerald Faerie Princess and Lord Dragon Master Learn a Lesson

...Emerald Faerie Princess was eager to Find Lord Dragon Master
She had heard that he could fly her to England much faster
So many said he would be hiding in a farmer’s sweet pasture.
She used her ma...

A Growing Menagerie of Stuffed Animals and Beanie Babies

...A (growing) menagerie of stuffed animals And Beanie Babies

The following doth constitute
combination of fact and fiction
unfortunately not sentences
referencing overactive spousal glute
though...

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