Best Bib And Tucker Poems - Poems about Best Bib And Tucker

...What’s gone wrong with Granddad’s dong, it used to be so long Once the length of Granddad’s dong made Gran burst into song His dong would go throughout the night, to Grandma’s sheer delight And Gr......

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...Poor Humpty Dumpty was a numpty when he fell off the garden wall His poor old ma went bananas, told me to buzz off when I call Guess I better sit on the shelf otherwise I’ll go completely......

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