Best Zimmer Frame Poems

On the starting grid for the zimmer frame races
Ready to put themselves through their paces
No cheating girls -  don’t go tying shoelaces
Or there will be embarrassed  red faces

Lined up on the starting grid
Prize is a cuppa and a quid

ON YOUR MARKS..
GET SET
GO SLOWWWWWWWWWW
But...

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Do not mock the Zimmer frame

Do not mock the Zimmer frame and those crutches two.
As both of them are useful, they are, I’m telling you.

Had I a Zimmer frame, a few months ago.
My dead leg would not have let me down.
It really would not have...

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