Best Zappy Poems
"If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy" One of my favorite quotes by a man named Ron Hall
If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
Tell that to each kid and his or her pappy.
Some moms can be weird, but think of all they do,
especially the pain they went through delivering you!
If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy..
So even when life might seem a bit crappy,
it's probably worse for your dear mama.
Don't whine and complain, causing more drama.
If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
Show your own mama that you can be zappy
by eagerly helping her. Be on your toes.
It won't kill you either to even brown-nose.
If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
On this Mother's Day be a bit sappy.
Respect her. Adore her. To her wisdom defer.
And do for your Mama what most pleases HER!
Categories:
zappy, mother,
Form:
Rhyme
A
Big, Beautiful Birthday
Card is
Delivered
Especially
For you,
Great Mother Dear of Mine!
‘Hope
I send so much
Joy in your life.
Kisses to you are given with my
Loving thoughts and prayers,
May you have a
Never-ending strength from God to
Overcome trials and face life’s challenges.
Presents from me to you --so special
Quickly, I send them all. Here they are!
Red roses along with my
Sweetest birthday cake,
Today, I now sing you a natal serenade.
Undulating voice in the accompaniment of
Violin, (recorded)
Wishes are deeply from my heart, Oh mother dear!
Xylophone you bought in my childhood years
You will hear me again plays, “My Mother, My Queen”
Zappy Birthday Party now, to you I bring.
©2015Leonora Galinta
All Rights Reserved
( I love you so much mom! Thank you so much for my life and everything! May you live long my mother, my queen)
July 18, 2015 11.50 pm
Eleventh Place
Contest: Abecedarian
Judged: 7/23/2015
Sponsor: Poet Shadow Hamilton
Categories:
zappy, birthday, celebration,
Form:
Abecedarian
“The World’s Playground”
"Ring around the roses. Ring around the roses".
Jack the ripper, he slept with a whore, and became deadly ill
Awhile his wife Jill became suicidal dependent on the Prozac pill
Mother Goose lost all four of her children it was easy to ignore.
She was too busy being a **** star it was hardcore.
One had his brains fried. One died from electric shock.
One survived to an infant to be killed on the block
Last became involved in gambling, a financial debt he can’t pay
The mob sent the goose a bleeding red box saying happy birthday.
Welcome to our playground. The world is such a joy.
Every girl and every boy is a playgirl or playboy.
We have candy, video games, lollipop, and teens
We have Drugs, sex, alcohol, slaves, and atm machines
By raising the right hand shouting upon the witness stand
This is zappy land, this is zippy land, this is the zingy land.
Sparrow and Fly killed Cock Robin with a ball and chain
In a black pond the fish devoured the bird’s brains
Old Grandma once had delicious pie the night when Crow Man came.
She then had two children who took her life’s blame.
Hansel became a business man who took people’s homes.
Baba Yaga pimped Gretel on the streets of Rome.
Hansel lost his control. He cooked his old hag.
Gretel was cut opened killed by a douchbag.
“Girls and boys, come out to play,
The [stars] doth shine as bright as day;”
Leave your families, don’t be discreet,
“And come with your [fellows] into the street.”
Little children holding hands, "ring around the rosy".
Children dancing gleefully "with pockets full of posies".
Happily they burn the days away. "Ashes, ashes".
Going through life, "we all fall down".
Welcome to our playground. The world is such a joy.
Every girl and every boy is a playgirl or playboy.
We have candy, video games, lollipop, and teens
We have Drugs, sex, alcohol, slaves and atm machines
This is happy land, this is happy land, this is happy land.
Welcome to our playground. The world is such a joy.
Every girl and every boy is a Playgirl or playboy.
We have candy, video games, lollipop, and teens
We have Drugs, sex, alcohol, slaves, and atm machines
This is happy land, this is happy land, this is happy land.
This is the place to be.
"Ashes. Ashes. We all fall down".
Categories:
zappy, culture, dark, death, language,
Form:
LOVE ON CAPITOL HILL
Love can make you goofey in the mornin,
make you babble like a fool, And bark at the moon.
Love can make you silly in the afternoon,
and make your congressman act like a loony tune!
Love can make you sappy! doin things you'd never do.
Love can make you zappy!
And make you act like you was borned in a zoo.
© I am RON WILSON and i approve of this pome... Puem... Potery ...Pottery ...whatever
Categories:
zappy, angst, art, black african
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
After bearing considerable difficulties, even foregoing great hopes, imagination justified
kissing laughter. Merriment nicely overcame poverty, quenching ravenous sorrow,
torment. Ultimate vision: wholesome xanthippe zappy.
© November 14, 2011
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Reference: http://phrontistery.info/x.html xanthippe ill-tempered woman
http://phrontistery.info/z.html zappy lively; entertaining
Categories:
zappy, angst, hope, people, uplifting,
Form:
ABC
OMG its Santa Claus he yelped and then he ran for the Mickey mask
ducking slinking making small, he hid behind so he didn't have to ask
suddenly he heard an elfish sputter, "Quenya, Tengwar, Luin , Papain"
he lingered longer just to see but fell asleep half way through the task
Santa gave a shaky belly laugh ate one cookie then drank from a flask
No clatter was heard atop the roof just a sigh from little Stevie Woohoo
who didn't have a clue how Santa's shop created, the anti-covid brew
zappy and witty they refilled His cup, "uenque, minque, limpe, maint"
once known as Nicholas, now known as Chris, he delivers without flu
leaving behind a dose of magic, and a spoonful of healtheous goo...
To the White House he did fly to deliver a parcel of good news, and some
he ate the Presidential cookies with delight then wiped up every crumb
in the oval office the treaty was sealed, "Parf, Edhellen, Tenna, Elwen"
healed and restored we were united once again when the cure did come
he returned to the North like a happy drummer boy and his ratatat- tum.
Contest Name: Santa's Covid Christmas
Categories:
zappy, christmas, december,
Form:
Rhyme
Lissome blossom,
Look that shook,
Exchange on a long range,
Embrace with grace,
Kiss as if a bliss,
Infection of affection,
Dove like love,
Life without strife,
Material as well as immaterial,
Its flow sweet slow,
Rare care,
Together with no bother,
Understanding outstanding,
Happy and zappy,
They lived sipping nectar forever.
Categories:
zappy, inspirational, life, philosophy,
Form:
Free verse
And so the first rain pours down late one Autumn afternoon
Waiting for it in vain, its arrival is also a confirmation of many cold months ahead in the southern hemisphere
Another sunset of summer and sunrise to winter
Let's not forget, we need a winter to rest, reset and for spring to bring new promises
This year, like many other, winter brings a chill of another sort, a chill of rememberence
Zappy isnt the first emotion in the cold, wet and grey weather
For Im a girl of the sun: sea, sun, beaches, nature - that's what my being crave
Outdoor days soaking up the sun which sets my soul alight
Rather be wearing sundresses than sweatpants
True that we need this rain, this dull season to create and bring forth new life
Heat, for now artificial, as the sun is mostly light without warming my cold hands and feet
Eagerly Im awaiting spring and its fragrant flowers and fresh new leaves
Not all can become without good and bad - balance is much needed
It's days like this that I miss people that Ive not even met
Going the distance to find myself where Id much rather cross an ocean to find you or shouldnt I even bother
Hello I'd say as warmth return to my limbs, leaving my cheeks flushed with excitement
This a season to forget the past, focus on the present, dream about the future and what a new season may bring
People change just like seasons, and for now Im a bit confused as to the stance
Surely wish to read words from your heart to accompany these cold days
Categories:
zappy, autumn, change, confusion, seasons,
Form:
Blank verse
sweet soft slit
make mark miss
find form flaw
read rare raw
tiny timid tap
inner image imp
gather given grooves
hide hesitant hips
aboard ample assets
lite livid length
big bulging..boo
obstacle open odd...
Deep dive dare!
crazy clueless care?
puzzled pouring parts
quite quiver quirk
vivid vast valley
warrant wild win
ugly under us
xerox, xerox, xerox
yelling yielded youth
elope evade everything
zappy zaftig zanyism
joyous jumping jewel
Every letter gets a word that makes me want to
keep knifing kiss
your very lovely lips.
Categories:
zappy, love
Form:
Alliteration
Not a true rain just slight drizzle
How can those roosters be happy
Total cloud cover must bedazzle
Them with enchantment make zappy
Enchanted with life and young chicks
Strutting their stuff then open sing
Wonder if old rooster can still kick
Or no longer joins boxing ring
In honor of Brian Strand...
Categories:
zappy, depression, life,
Form:
Rhyme
When he was young,
he was not strong,
other boys ran,
and called him less than man,
he was happy,
as they were zappy,
they teased him,
as he lost life,s vim,
they killed him inside,
chided him bad besides,
he could not play,
remained sad and unhappy,
as he grew,
more of this brew,
he had collected a lot,
inside like a big blot,
now when he grew older,
and sought job slightly bolder,
he decided to give,
what he could not receive,
happiness and gaiety,
all round,
and remove each sad frown,
he had turned a clown.
Categories:
zappy, inspirational, life, philosophy, sad,
Form:
Free verse
There once was a woman named aptly Snappy T.
Happy, tappy and zappy as a rappy dappy me.
Diligent and hardworking as a slappy bumblebee.
The envy of most, also proud owner of a nappy chickadee.
Friends and admirers loved to watch out for little Snappy T.
She was a favorite in the city so, lappy, zappy, free.
Pollyanna delightful, and pretty, a flappy, clappy she.
She wore exotic dresses cut low into their dappy, happy vee.
Snappy T was the talk of the town, a poet and sweetpea.
People spoke of her exploits, and her pappy lappy monkey.
His name was Mr. Jappy, as grizzly ugly as could be.
But he loved his mistress – appy, dappy, glappy Snappy T.
Her reputation went viral, this media darling slappy Snappy T.
A wonderful influencer on Snapchat for her vappy zappy chi.
People loved her advice, she did not charge them a pappy mappy fee.
She retired with eighteen million. Being kind was the mappy dappy key.
Men fought over who would love her the most, loving Snappy T.
Women wanted to be her, imitating her for that was zappy free.
Her grandma made her a bride’s dress, with a clappy princess Z.
She was the talk of many generations, this gorgeous Snappy T.
Categories:
zappy, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
POINT ZERO
Birth slipped into fast flowing
rivers of patterned fissures
her arching brows brazen
searching sagaciously
microscoping every moment
tangoing across thorny
thickets
Hope gazed at her prayer
puzzle poised with pensive
pencils plaintively planting
plantains for pink parakeet
caressing spines singing
softly stirring custard
pudding
Love thought she was best
berry fruit from which fragrant
juice poured jetting jewels
a silver sabre silently stared
further from truth she stood
a sacked saga sagged
Death smiled enigmatically
held Birth, Hope and Love
in oblong esteem observing
Time’s oval ovaries to strike
sublime a node through
which she sodium sucked
Point Zero zipped in sidelong
zaps dishing each zappy
zodiac zones showering
all four with Infinity’s
zygotes zooming
Point Zero was Hero !
©GhairoDanielsPoetry
&Song2021
Categories:
zappy, 12th grade, birth, death,
Form:
Alliteration
Thus spake the seer,
this world is yours,
do not fear,
have faith,
breathe freely do not bate,
walk and run,
and have fun,
lead the life,
even if you have strife,
be happy,
remain zappy,
full of life,
its only one,
and you cannot have five.
Categories:
zappy, inspirational, life, philosophy,
Form:
Free verse
A Hinder Peek At Life
Miracle Man
6/15/2024
I couldn’t finish something,
that I didn’t first start.
Also, my tongue only uttered,
things found in my heart.
Any troubling thoughts,
I always quickly cast aside.
For God knows my heart,
and things from others I might hide.
My tongue is a launching pad,
that utters words that hurt.
So I think before speaking,
and those harsh words avert.
I’ve worked both hard, and smart,
my attitude, to be zappy.
Life awarded me no shortcuts,
in my quest to be happy.
Categories:
zappy, how i feel, life,
Form:
Quatrain