Best Wyatt Poems

Wyatt Berry Stapp Earp
knew how to snag a gun totin' perp,
loved the ladies, but never liquor.
He was a habitual ice cream licker! 

For Kim's Cleri-who?...

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Yesterday I was in a little funk
because I got peed on by a big skunk
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Some modern folks, when they hear his name,
will roll their eyes and look ashamed,
thinking the cowboy is uncivilized,
with his hats, and guns, and round-up rides.
That...

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Each day in Tombstone as tourists watch
The OK Corral gunfight plays out
Reenactments staged by the locals
The Earps always prevail in this bout

Saunter down to the...

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Lord what I'd give to go back in time.
Meet historical legends Wyatt Earp,
 Or Jessie James, let them leap off 
The written page, and live...

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Little Jake wanted to build a spaceship,
so he could make new friends on Mars.
Kids here were mean; he planned a cool trip 
each night he...

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I have sworn off women 
but I can't control my dreams
Beyoncé and Rihanna are trying to corrupt me
At least that's the way it seems ....

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It’s way back in the eighties, of  the eighteenth century,
the bad man Johnny Ringo, did stalk Arizona free,
from Lukeville  to Sonoro, he dealt...

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I was watching the TV the other day
When a certain Rerun began to play.
It brought me back to one of my brain's stifled bans
Because it...

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To Whom it may concern:

I have known him since birth and beyond.  I also knew his parents who were very Godly people in a...

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Heat waves dancing atop the freshly laid pavement
Sun burning up skin and crimping our eyes
Flies trying to get in, but I can't save them
Poor little...

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Take my heart to Tombstone,
Away from hill and tree,
Sell my horse to injuns
But give the saddle free

Outside haunts a spectre,
He has his eye on me,...

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Cinderella lost her slipper 
while she ran away from the ball 
tripped on a step, had nasty fall, 
her wicked step-sister hit her 
and got...

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Three girls weathered the Arizona heat
Ranch hands distributed straw cowboy hats
Without them we’d have fallen to sun’s defeat
As our horses bounded through desert flats
Far faster...

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It was the start of a decade not to be forgotten.

It was my growing up period.  A very bad year for me

in many ways....

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