Best Wigs Poems

Wigs stolen
from a city store …
police comb the area...

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Weaves to women is like an aid
Some they wear straight and some they braid
Wigs are used for easy access
They grab one quickly when their own hair's a mess

Some women wear wigs and weaves
To desire that look they want to achieve
Women think men prefer long hair
But...

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White and powdered dressed in black coats                                      ...

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YEAH, MAYBE WHEN PIGS CAN WEAR WIGS

You go and try speaking to them
I’ll do my talking with my f-----g fist
Make them want to open their inner jugular veins due to the day they became a 
lobbyist
Hey, Grandma Jones can’t afford her meds because you dug...

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Petunia was a pink pig
Most pigs are pink
I think
This pig spied a curly wig
Floating in the sink

I thought it was an animal
One that was dead
That lay drowning in the water
Not a wig for a sows head

Sows are female pigs, I think
As far as I remember
Lady...

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i have hair
people do stare
it needs care
that am aware
i just love to eat figs
and love to wear
WIGS...

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*Theresa's Quote:**
"To the black hairstylist: Again, I will say that you are a blessing to these women and a blessing to this hair. Black hair is a heaven-sent gift that helps black women keep their heads held high in public."
I prefer the black wig B1;...

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SHE WIGS!
  -Dharga Nagar Safa

Under the wig of MS wear,

Hiding,MISS and MRS hair!...

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The siblings in our family consisted of 4 brothers and 8 sisters.
The boys were right at home in keeping our hair washed and combed.
On the other hand, the 8 girls wore pony tails, braids, and on
rare occasions, curls.

At the time of our father's demise, he...

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some have long hair
put it in the air
or aware
the men stare
some really dig
watch like pig
some don't know
it just a show
it the
LADY AND THE WIG...

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my hair is long
and strong
and its black
but its wack
hard to take care
people stare
to get to my gigs
I WEAR A
WIG...

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Autumn burnishes furry heads,
even we, who however scant our hair
flourish in this wind-blown leafy.
No room for stray gray wisps;
our locks turn golden brown,
crown our minds with crinkly laurels.
Mr. Groundhog looks pretty spiffy
in his cabbage leaf toupee,
even the bent old lady
who walks pell-mell
in the Fall, the...

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The best wigs are on dandelions.
Zig-zag leaves can make a crown.
The lion is the yellow flower,
and it will leave behind... 
a pom-pom for a clown.
...

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I have a few whys that really bother me
like why when it rains do I pee frequently?
Why do some people enjoy wearing wigs?
Why do some men act like pigs?
Why don't cars have more of a buffer?
Why do people have to suffer?
Why do certain fabrics crinkle?
Why...

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