Pigs In Wigs

Petunia was a pink pig Most pigs are pink I think This pig spied a curly wig Floating in the sink I thought it was an animal One that was dead That lay drowning in the water Not a wig for a sows head Sows are female pigs, I think As far as I remember Lady pigs don't wear hats Maybe in cold December December can be very cold In some foreign places People wearing different clothes To warm, hands, feet and faces Never in my short life Have I heard of any pig I think To own a curly wig Wait! I have been thinking How can this possibly be I saw my Daddy wink at Mummy And she smiled at me If pigs don't wear curly wigs they can't drop them in the sink Daddy fooled me once again I have been hoodwinked