Best Whacko Poems

The day my life went whacko, I woke up bumfuzzled.
To this day, I can’t tell you why I was so puzzled.
First I put instant oatmeal...

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The day my life went so crazy
Was when I laid eyes on Daisy
She was an old sow
Who mooed like a cow
And drove all farmhands crazy

We...

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The day my life went dead
As my tears flowed for my husband  
A bond from the heavens on the flight of a dove
Unconditional love
Perceived...

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Here we are again
still
remembering our fair share of mutually invested identity,
where dreams swim to fuse together,
DNA with RNA eco-wombs written across the heart of all...

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The day my life changed when I was seventeen,                ...

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The day my life changed in one moment 
 just one cursed moment, time betrayed  
 An injury they said would now never heal...

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The day my life went all topsy turvy,
Was day I had an affair with a beauty,
Ah, Blue eyes are a weakness of mine,
And Christmas party...

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Living as a child growing up
in the countryside walk to school
then got a bicycle to save my feet
daily 3 miles even in winter not cool

I...

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The day my life went bizacko,
I had me a brush with “big C”
“No biggie; just radiation,” they said,
“after lumpectomy.”

“No, wait,” said the surgeon,“Your cancer’s genetic!
Let’s...

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The Day My Life Went Crazy with Lowdown Earthly Blues

The day my life went crazy - traffic such a mess;
Puppy ate my brand new shoes...

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The John Player Special comin’ down the line,
I cough and I retch like a veteran miner;
a nicotine fix clawin’ into my spine,
my lungs turnin’ black...

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He couldn’t fit his shopping cart
And suitcase through the door
And screamed at the conductor
(Quite a challenge to ignore).

Once seated, he spread out and then
Removed his...

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The day my life went tipsy, weak-kneed and rosy, I met a boyish-man. He had a sidewinder-‘stache and I suddenly fell for a hairy man....

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The day my life went ape ‘chit’ in no more than three-hundred words

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And pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis works wonders

When I am asked to write a poem that...

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I met my life partner 11 years ago
Initially I thought him to be a whacko
The first time I saw him
He was never a part of...

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