Best Wetters Poems

they say the only people who can't change themselves are babies when they're wet
yet  most people won't even try to change when they reach the adult set
they live lives of quiet desperation, still singing the same sad songs
and can't seem to stop acting like...

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Take the word “TRUMP”, reverse it and change a few letters
You get “PERVURT” sorry couldn't come up with anything better
Not appropriate for a shitting prez
But it's free speech the constitution sez
It's changing a lot of yankees into a bunch of bed wetters...

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RETURN TO NEIGHBORHOOD III

Where kids had the run-o’-the-place
Noisy
Dirty
Smelly brats
In-and-out
Everywhere!
Like a shot!
There was imagination.
Games ad lib
A terrible    wonderful use of neighborhood
An awful    rollicking use of the day
Where a poor aproned mom must scrub and scrub
The tub on Saturday nights
No begging...

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Demons can not always be slain,
In attempts to make life better.
Sometimes, the greatest "go getter"
Answers to the call of the pain.
Pain always separates the sane
People from being eye wetters,
Or from people whose death letter
Is the only thing that remains.
Not all people get back their groove.
This...

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MARRIAGES 

Governor Gerry Brown  marries Amanda Rice
She becomes Amanda Brown-Rice  -  look!   
David Soul and  Marguerita  Cook?  She’s become  a Soul-Cook 
Stephen Fry and Amanda Fish  --  the Fry-Fish  couple  - ...

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Give me the world you live in;
through blood,
I have found it to be mine,
and all that is in it,
can be mine as well.
Gift to me the day
and the sun that lights it;
the moon and all its claimed nights,
its nights drowned in the dreams of bed-wetters,
those...

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A “fat psychic” is a “four chin teller” 
A yukker from my extensive comedy cellar
Where my funnies lie
With my barbiturate supply 
Joshing in case some people are bed wetters...

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A “fat psychic” is a “four chin teller” 
A yukker from my extensive comedy cellar
Where my funnies lie
With my barbiturate supply 
Joshing in case some people are bed wetters...

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Politics are run by children who've never growed up
Cry for their Mommies if they don't get their sippy cup
Us common folk could do better
Than these bunch of bed-wetters
Time to start over with a brand new bunch of coconuts...

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Take the word “TRUMP”, reverse it and change two letters
You get “SMURK” sorry couldn't come up with anything better
Not appropriate for a sitting prez
But it's free speech the constitution sez
He's changing a lot of peeps into a bunch of bed wetters...

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Politics are run by children who've never growed up
Still cry for their Mommies if they don't get their sippy cup
Us common folk could do better
Than these bunch of bed-wetters
Time to start over with a brand new bunch of coconuts...

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War

War is real
It’s bad for your health
They send you to death
And embellish their wealth
War is necessary
The propagandists rev you
Til you hate the scum
Who have families like you
Sister, wife and mum.
You’ll fight for freedom
While you do as your told
The blood in your veins 
Becomes icy cold.
Your...

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Politics are run by children who've never growed up
Cry for their Mommies if they don't get their sippy cup
Us common folk could do better
Than these bunch of bed-wetters
Time to start over with a brand new bunch of coconuts...

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She spends the morning on her bathroom floor
 Her body purging all she had eaten before
She wipes the tears from her eyes, and cradles her belly
 And still goes to make her man some toast with jelly
Her days are plagued with discomfort and pain
 Her...

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