Best Voorhees Poems

To be a Cubs fan is to be
the audience of a Greek Tragedy
Sweet is the pain as we pay admission 
To bow down in October submission
Leaving bitter taste through the winter
Clinging to the lofty dreams of a winner

Commiserate and complain in the offseason
Some even threaten...

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Jason Voorhees was reborn as Alex Duffy
The psycho with a pen, who will turn the most beautiful ballad ugly
I’ll make Freddy Krueger sick from the horror and the gore
Make Michael Myers cry in the corner of the store
The way I move my pen and draw...

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The way I kill every poem you'd think I was Jason Voorhees with a pen
I commit beautiful murder when I get gory with the ink
If you love a horror story, I'm your shrink
I'm Jason Voorhees with a pen

The way the ink leaks on the page...

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I lost myself a while back, but I'm writing a new chapter in my story
I use my pen like a Machete I'm the poetical Jason Voorhees
I've been through some horrific times, so I turn my poetry into a horror scene
Use my pen as a weapon...

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