Best Unskilled Poems

Prospective employers can be difficult to convince.
Especially if they only seek applicants with experience.
A gas station proprietor looks like a horse’s ass
when he seeks experienced persons to pump gas.
To make corned beef sandwiches, one needs two years experience?
There is an employer that doesn’t seem to...

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Some men betray a basic skill
when standing at a urinal.
Aiming straight, apparently,
doesn’t come easily or naturally – 

a basic lack of hand and eye
coordination, apparently.
But then some men don’t make a fuss
of splattered shoes and trouser cuffs.

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