Best Tyro Poems

After much cajoling by my kids and grandkids over the years,
I entered the computer age with great tremblings and fears.
My Selectric typewriter and encyclopedia were comprehensible to me,
Now, I'm totally bewildered and fear I'll click the wrong key!

I've read every "Computers for Dummies" book that...

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Little Tyro seemed normal at birth
  Green color, long enough, the proper girth
But when he didn't grow for nigh on a year
  Mom and Dad Tyrannosaurus were filled with fear

One day they took poor Tyro to the dino-vet
  Who confirmed his parents'...

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