Best Tuition Poems

Limerick crochet: Once budding Writer took private tuition

Once budding Writer took private tuition
Father wished him a Man of Distinction
He got straight As in school
No one thought him a fool
At higher studies won commendation

Got high-paying job in government
Promotions to highest firmament
Wished to be great writer
Looked around...

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College Tuition Goes Up and Up

By Elton Camp

There is hardly any college that even tries
To find a way it can reasonably economize
With their plans it doesn’t seem it need fit
Because they have found a money-filled pit

If the college’s finances should get a bit rough
Then on...

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Should I punctuate or should I not?
I mean where the hell do I put the dot?
A comma here, a comma there, 
a comma bloody anywhere!
What about this; and what about that:?

and don't get me started on this little ####

Hashtag, I understand a sentence needs some...

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Tuition becomes a fashion
Teachers to cushion 
Pupils in their way to mission...

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After School Tutor.

They want my blood, to hunt me down.
Their opinions formed with a frown.
Don’t need facts. Believe what’s told.
But here’s the truth, black and bold.

I have a weekly hour with your child.
To undo the mess the school’s compiled
I work and coach, with little gratitude.
Your...

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A sweet memory of our school days
We walked to school everyday
With a light school bag 
Under a blue sky
With rain or sunshine abound
Only a few books in the school bag
But many flowers pluck 
Or junk food bought along the way
We only had to finished our...

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Tommy's grade point is under.  
His SAT's... a disgrace.

Mommy's paid off the college in cash (just in case)

One can't lower the bar to let rats in the race 
and then wonder why rodents are...

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