Best Toucan Poems
A
tropic
of beauty-
easy on the
eye
senators seeing stapled starkers
Loopholes. Lanky long. Llama Klamath llama please do not lean on those bent gables. For gables are gargling and gargling sounds very eerily similar to a gaggle of geese. Mission endeavour is a plane in a prism. A pram. Circling. But not a curdled crisp. Boot not a rebooted tooting train. For trains are teams and team is neither a steam locomotive nor a mystified heron on a penny farthing. Part board part hoard and a collapsing crash of hands. Figure a fakery is an idiomatic meaning of a didactic form of unilaterally placed flowers. And the beak says hi. But not before the fire arrives in a bowl of plankton. At noon. In a square. If travelling in a circular ship travel light and only carry one tray, one mug, a beaker, a wheel, and a supernaturally charged frog. Interesting to note how the enhanced forms of wit is involved in intergalactic war games. Playing on a two ton tea towel. Very very heavy. Heavy rock and heavy metal is in a school eating cereal at the back of a classroom. Haha. And the deafening boom of bell brings balls to halls and hallowed singing in a line. Youth yawn yearly. And a little micro dot of a hedgehog plays the bass guitar with a sparrow, a nine foot semi eroded dustbin, a mentally disturbed earwig, a corrupted cucumber, and a non digestible house brick. Wow. Such enlightenment from a factory of frozen peas. Hahaha the wine is in the winds. Hahaha message board secret speaking to a pen. Hahaha number of stolen goods dancing with the police. How apolitical and jar of gold coasting coats. Xxxxx Palladian ponies. Xxxxx geometrical gnome. Xxxxx synchronous swanky swans. X uncharacteristically z z z z z. At 689% of a slice of pear cider. Personified x
The toucan is a notorious delight
He has pizzazz and sass, he shines such light!
He is a fabulous dancer; his muscles have might
Even when he falls on his petootsie, he dances at night
He shakes his tail feathers, so pretty and bright
Showing out and showing off, his legs are quite tight
He is super friendly, this toucan, and his dance moves are right
He brings excitement to the group home on Saturday night.
Toucan You Can
You can be so easily pleased:
You’re not allowed in public anymore.
You can be so easily pleased:
You aren’t even allowed to say that.
You can be so easily pleased:
You're the one they’re looking for.
You can be so easily pleased:
Mee mee marr mah Shaw shahhhh…
(That’s EZ.)
OW!
-Gray Squirrel
01-21-2025
A dog in Alabama
a snake in Tennessee
A toucan in Alaska
a mule in Kentucky
Texas has its longhorns
Colorado its buffalo
Arizonans look up at mountains
Montanans attend rodeos
Every place a different pet
and scenes to stir the heart
Give me wide-open countryside
Give urbanites fine arts