Best Toucan Poems

A
tropic
of beauty-
easy on the
eye...

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Loopholes. Lanky long. Llama Klamath llama please do not lean on those bent gables. For gables are gargling and gargling sounds very eerily similar to a gaggle of geese. Mission endeavour is a plane in a prism. A pram. Circling. But not a curdled crisp. Boot not a rebooted tooting train. For...

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The toucan is a notorious delight
He has pizzazz and sass, he shines such light!
He is a fabulous dancer; his muscles have might
Even when he falls on his petootsie, he dances at night

He shakes his tail feathers, so pretty and bright
Showing out and showing off, his legs are quite tight
He is super friendly, this toucan, and...

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A dog in Alabama
    a snake in Tennessee
  A toucan in Alaska
    a mule in Kentucky

  Texas has its longhorns
    Colorado its buffalo
  Arizonans look up at mountains
    Montanans attend rodeos

  Every place a different pet
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Toucan You Can

You can be so easily pleased:
You’re not allowed in public anymore.

You can be so easily pleased:
You aren’t even allowed to say that.

You can be so easily pleased:
You're the one they’re looking for.

You can be so easily pleased:
Mee mee marr mah Shaw shahhhh…

(That’s EZ.)
OW!

-Gray Squirrel
01-21-2025
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