Best Toner Poems

A photocopier without toner
Sometimes becomes an office loaner
I was no exception
So I sold confections
Becoming invaluable to my owner....

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Incredible Product Warnings

By Elton Camp

Far from folly this hair dry warning is keeping
In telling snoozers, “Do not use while sleeping”

Thinking of putting a curl in...

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Revenge of the Office Copier

By Elton Camp

I started to make copies of an important report.
Just as I commenced, it sent a printed retort.
“Though I don’t...

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The Moby Dick Reunion 


One hundred fifty nine years have passed
Since Melville published his novel.
Seven hundred twenty pages in length
Some say it was much too...

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Tethered to a Moment

A-ha flickers in the momentum of birthing inspiration
New love or grief or tantrums of the soul tether the nascent moment,
Tied onto remembrance...

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The Yard Sale 

By Elton Camp

We must admit, to our disgrace
Have run out of storage space

We cannot understand just why
Things we don’t need multiply

There’s clothes...

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You must have heard of “planned obsolescence”
But manufacturers say it ain't so
A devious mind surely thought this one up
Must be absolutely rolling in dough!

An automobile...

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Paint my nights with all the colours of the stars
paint my heavens with all the colours of the cloud
paint my morning with all the colours...

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Just a soul without an owner
A drifted mystic persona 
A body slipped into a coma 

Art is the creation
A dreams realisation
An ideas preservation

Art without a...

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Of all the inventions 
  whose time has come
  There is only one
  that will raise your thumbs
  All the way...

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Vanity, the latest trick 
Standing there with your selfie stick
Clamping your mobile phone
For your egotistic picture clone
Lets take a close look at lady Lou
Which are...

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i do not have a girl, its just no im not a phoner, i do enjoy my bread, but just no im not a sconer,...

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This vexing pencil in turgid fingers I gracelessly hold
  Sorcerer's lead conjures up casuistic captions, fools' gold

My peripatetic purple pen winks at my commands
...

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Gun Control - (Violence in the workplace)

Talks with coworkers at the watering hole are fun
Water cooler conversations are important
Bonding with staff, as we speak of...

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