Best Tightwad Poems

Three months ago a man went to be with God.
He lost his life savings because he was a tightwad.
He saved over a quarter of a million dollars and spent little of it.
Now his relatives are spending it and they sure do love it.

He pinched pennies...

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Sinister Tight Wad In Westminster

Someone sat that he became sinister,
When called tight wade in Westminster;
Where he did go,
Was called a weirdo;
In plate he had placed his pet hamster.

Jim Horn...

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