Best The Calculus Poems

Newton and Leibniz,
both creative geniuses,
birth the Calculus!...

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To find a maximum that’s relative
You have to walk these steps defined in full.
Remember, relative extrema live
(Or are) there at numbers critical, 
And they should be continuous at “c”.
Monotonicity, after the lull,
(In here there is no measure of degree)
Just find the plus or minus interval
By...

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on the other-side of a grave wall 
there may rightly be a water-vessel 
that is chicken-hearted by birth  

there may not be around her 
a stretching of water-body 

do remember 
when we all went that day to catch the train 
the room of the...

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Count it all joy,
                  Counting is not sentimental,
                  But cold unerring...

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One man says you will
go now to take
my place and kill for me
because I have declared it so.
You will go to the enemy
of our precious country
to march and burn all you see
in a caldron of hell.

Another man looks at
dope in the hood and shoots
a man...

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There is nothing that I cannot forget

Neither the tides

Never the shores

Newer terrains

Nether ashes

There is a fever that I see ferocious

Here is a blanket

Here is a blank verse

Here is a blister

Here is a boulder

There is a slogan that I see rising

Urge to utterance

United hopes

United tribes

Ultimate miseries

It...

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There once was a mathematician named Swope
Who said,” In calculus, while I’m deriving, I hope
To find an function so perfect
No tangent could touch it
Lest I fall on a slippery slope"...

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In the land of math, where numbers reign,
There lies a fiendish beast, a source of pain.
Calculus, its name, a demon of the mind,
Differential equations, its minions unkind.

The first derivative, it twists and turns,
My brain in knots, my stomach churns.
I integrate, I differentiate,
But my body aches,...

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Hey babe, I have a confession to make. 

When you and I first met, a perfectly inelastic collision must have happened,
Because now all I can do 
is to stay by your side. 

When you and  I first met, I know we’re a one-to-one function,...

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Absolute Minimum

f has an absolute minimum
at x=a if f(a) < f(x)
for all x in the domain of f
the y value f(a) is the
absolute value of f

I have absolutely no clue
what all this means
because math is not in my genes
...

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