Best Tenant Poems

I saw him resting his laurels among dust
With dry gin conquering his stenches
A company of skulls screaming
Eerie sounds move through the trees
A hooded noise screaming behind
But I tell the stone to be still
Watching the wind and, 
One the ghost came forth
Like a monument I stood...

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Rejection of Christ
MT 21:33-46
MK 12:1-12
LK 20:9-19

Then he proceeded to tell the people this parable. "(A) man planted a vineyard, leased it to tenant farmers
 Then went on a journey for a long time. 
At harvest time he sent a servant to the tenant farmers to...

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Enter apartment, ready to paint 
Open the door and empty it ain't 
Apartment not empty or unoccupied 
Furniture everywhere someone has lied 

Previous day, nineteen ninety five 
Parked rented truck ready to drive 
One single woman packing in haste 
Filled to the top no room...

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Landlord-Tenant Relationship Protection: Available Help Hot-Lines!

Greetings everyone and I pray that each of you will overcome this coronavirus pandemic, which has impacted many communities in various ways. The Census Bureau assessment paints an image that's not wonderful regarding job losses. The Small Business Administration stands...

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Hmmm...
this one ain't as weighty
and oooh!!...
peach sheets!
smells pretty good and
feel soft too.
I hope she doesn't fart 
like the last one.
Choked me to death he did!
Oh...no pun intended!
Brought her own pillows too,
teddy bears
A real girly girl this one
She smells like a baby...
I like her!
She gives me...

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Tenant Moves 




Have a job in Manhattan,
Tenant in MT. Vernon, 
And two bedrooms.

Do not know if I trust,
This young man full of energy,
And bad karma to proceed.

Five, six days, at work one day,
And standing still and looking,
To see the tenant move.

And there appear a cloudy...

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once was a tenant
only thing left is a remnant
have much sentiment...

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Tenant With Two Faces


After midnight, here in this chair, I watch my candle go down
As I suffer to hear this woman above me, scream an awful animal sound
Before, loud laughter; she walks,dropping furniture, banging on the wall
A mental patient, twice in the making, about to...

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Tenant With Two Faces


After midnight, here in this chair, I watch my candle go down
As I suffer to hear this woman above me, scream an awful animal sound
Before, loud laughter; she walks,dropping furniture, banging on the wall
A mental patient, twice in the making, about to...

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It should have said St John’s - with that apostrophe!
So many omit the little mark.
How could they, when its presence or absence
gives us one meaning or the other?

A tenant within these apartments
who is a mysterious lady,
placed the absent apostrophe on that poster,
kept this nighttime act...

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A tenant farmer strummed one note
That some would argue Chopin wrote
Neighbours heard that sound
And plowed up his ground
Monotony sure got their goat!...

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When devouring a hot chicken pie
An advertised flat caught my eye,
     I would hazard a guess
     Judging from its address
That the asking price wasn’t too high. 

I collapsed in a state of deep gloom
When the landlord denied...

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To boldly stand before me nude
Is something I consider rude,
Your secrets presenting like food,
While the very act is damned rude…

What you might achieve I can’t say
But I could swear you did not pray:
Against Temple of God ‘Treason’ 
At a time judged Holy Season…

High time you...

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