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Best Swab Poems

Below are the all-time best Swab poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of swab poems written by PoetrySoup members


Ode To a Cotton Swab
I stuck a Q-tip up my nose 
to see what I would find
Mother wasn't at home just then
you know shes a bit of the meddling...

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Categories: swab, funny,
Form: Light Verse



Premium Member Snow White and the Seven Dorks
A magic mirror told the queen that Snow White was the fairest in the land!
This put Her Majesty in a terrible snit and to the...

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Categories: swab, funnyhome, snow, home, snow,
Form: Rhyme
The Pirate's Life For Me
I starts me life as pirate, 
A grommet before age twelve,
Not an ordinary bandit,
High sea adventures me delve.

With a Letter of Marque in me han’
And...

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Categories: swab, adventure, fantasy, on work
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member The Dance of Salome
The Dance of Salome
Herod bellowed out the night's festive orders..
"Bring the torches, bring the tables..
more wine, that we may rejoice,  
for tonight we revel...

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Categories: swab, dance, daughter, moon, mother
Form: Narrative
Premium Member legend's last moon -
* I always felt like “Nessie” got a bad rap, being called a monster and a beast and all that, so I think this little...

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Categories: swab, fantasy, moon, myth, nature,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Mr Ratman
Hello,
my name is Mr. Ratman
I've been injected twice 
with an experimental vaccine
get nasal swabbed three times a week
i wear a rag on my face consistently
i...

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Categories: swab, abuse,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Where Were You In the Seventies
WHERE WERE YOU IN THE SEVENTIES

i was between a tween and adult, in the house of the hudson valley,
and music was my main man,

i would...

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Categories: swab, life,
Form: Bio
The Mechanic
The Mechanic
                       ...

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Categories: swab, world,
Form: Rhyme
The Modern Pirates Life
Out apon the sea.
Its hard to catch some relife.
Or find some time to set willy free.

It's a priates life no need to back your 
bags.
Just...

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Categories: swab, funnyold, time, sea, old,
Form: Limerick
When I'M Gone
Smile at me with those beautiful lips, 
Talk to me I insist when I am close, 
But be careful of words you speak
That may stretch...

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Categories: swab, emotions, longing, love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Fetal Position In the Er
Broken but disbelieving, we wait   
for any doctor to say it’s just blood
as the gray man greens, throws-
up in triage. A Goth teen...

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Categories: swab, death, heartbreak, my child,
Form: Sestina
Generations
I wrote this after a conversation with an old retired fisherman whilst sitting on the harbour wall at Mousehole in Cornwall, UK ...

The old man...

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© Rob Biden  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: swab, age, father, fishing, life,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Dear Son
Just a few lines I hereby write to let you know
that I, in my entirety am still alive,
care I give, when with pen perceiving you...

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Categories: swab, fantasy, funny, baby, baby,
Form: Rhyme
Choice of Arachne
Echo left her voice in Arachne's web 
                 ...

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Categories: swab, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Tropical Cloud Forest
mist swirls its downy blanket
restless limbs longingly stretch
opal threads swab tender lobes
naked roots leach soil...

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Categories: swab, nature
Form: Dodoitsu

Book: Shattered Sighs