Best Statutory Poems

Everybody knows that it's against the law for grown men and grown women to date all of the underage boys and girls,. let alone a 14-year-old boy or a 15-year-old girl. The law also states that any adult who tries to have this so-called "intimate...

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(This is a fictional poem but sadly this kind of thing really does happen.)

My daughter is only thirteen and you're twenty-two.
You seduced her and now I'm going to call the law on you.
You're thinking about running but you can't escape.
The police will arrest you for...

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statuto ry warnings on
to ba co al ca hol an
pro mis qui ty
they supply needles on
the street for safety
free co n doms
create artificial wars
where the sun is 
set to sell their
rusty arms...

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