Today Is Her Birthday

Today is her birthday I don't know what to say Besides the obvious "Happy Birthday" But what should I do? Got flowers Well dressed Tie and Suit Bought a few karats of gold for her neck Money I did not have but eh what the heck My girl's day, gonna' celebrate it her way Drove down to the store Bought liquor Then off to her house Realized I was late for the cutting of the cake Sped there, a minute it did take Approached her door, checked my breath with a puff puff Shocked as my greetings began with a cuff and a cuff As two cops stood there marandizing I began realizing Began flippin out in a rage But it hit me this girl told me the wrong age Cops won't listen so this is my fate Jail! Because of statutory rape