Best Speaking(A) Poems

Figuratively Speaking... a compendium

I’m having slugs for dinner
Twelve dozen on toast
Some people turn their nose up
Apparently that’s gross

I’m joining metal plates
Using heat to make them meld
I haven’t got it finished yet
It’s not the end of the weld

Noah built an ark
And he bought a plastic coat
He’s...

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   When I speak a foreign language
       I cross my eyes and dot my teas

   Little wonder I substitute ~
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