Best South Park Poems

I am standing 
  at the kitchen sink.
Your house, bling
Don't know why
  but I can't, think.
I am playing by
  the rules
But they keep
  changing
I have lost
  my tools.

Where did I go
  I was here
Last time
  I looked
Before
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South Park
At you're peril
Should you choose to disregard
Believing it's humor to dark
Once understood 
Becomes instantly funny
Bang on the money
As it parodies life
The absolutely absurd
That you could not write
As so contrite
The human plight
Is comedy gold
Destined never to grow old...

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SOUTH PARK HOLIDAY DIET



There once was a boy, named Eric Cartman.
A roly-poly little brat, sorely in need of a diet!
His friend Kenny had the just the answer:
"Just date a belly dancer, eat lots of candy canes,
And soon you'll be thin and svelte as Santa's reindeer,...

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