Best Snooty Poems

Human foible is not at heart,
within anyone’s sacred start.
But within one’s mind, the snooty,
supercilious, haughty parody. 

Thus in the Monsoon’s rain,
the haughtiest, first feel the pain.
With their noses turned up in rain,
they must think drowning is a gain. 

Awesome is good rain's retreat,
never life's lessons...

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The Snooty Hotel

By Elton Camp

The hotel was nicer than usual for us.
It looked like maybe a four-star plus.
If we tried to be friendly to those there,
We were firmly rebuffed by a cold stare.

“Let’s have a bit of fun with these snoots,
We can do it if...

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A pineapple in a bowl of kiwi
Stand tall and proud, mom said
But I would rather, they didn’t see me
Standing high, above their heads

Mother was always so proud
Of my textured skin and headdress 
I found it, unbecoming and loud
Standing apart from all the rest

How incredibly awkward
Being...

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The Snooty Hotel 

By Elton Camp

The hotel was nicer than usual for us.
It looked like maybe a four-star plus.
If we tried to be friendly to those there,
We were firmly rebuffed by a cold stare.

“Let’s have a bit of fun with these snoots,
We can do it...

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the persnickety, snooty, snotty cat queen put on airs
as if there were not a ridiculous succulent on her head
I watched her climb those red-carpeted prissy throne stairs
and thought she must be low class, common, and pretty lowbred....

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What is the point? Asked Mrs. Snooty.
The point is I could not make up my mind when we
were building, so I said put all three in.

We are not talking light switches.
We are talking light fixtures, and they are
gorgeous. I love them.

Not in the middle like...

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