Best Snogging Poems

What's a billabong, a bop on the noggin”
In Oz, they speak funny, harkens back to their login
They misunderstood
Puters in all likelihood
Thought it was a passing...

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VINEYARDS of HAPPINESS          ---------------------      GARDEN of SORROW

There is no greater Happiness,-----------when-----------Pulling...

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Kissing For Beginners.

Do you recall your first kiss
That was supposed to fill you with heavenly bliss
But filled you with nervous anticipation
It looked simple enough on...

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The instructor said,

Go home and write
a page tonight.
And let that page come out of you--
Then, it will be true.

I wonder if it’s that simple?
I am...

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LEAVING BOYHOOD BEHIND


White shirt 'n' school tie to blue-collar, dress-code is changing with age
From schooldays to pay-days, from homework to hard work 
School bells and...

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POOR AUNT MAUDE

Sitting bored I sat and sighed
How inconvenient old aunt Maud had died
I wouldn’t be here if the old bat was still talking
Watching the...

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Happiness to me,is as easy as can be,
a doughnut and a cup of English tetley tea.
  Lying on my beige leather sofa,
Covered by a...

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I am sure





A no brainer
that fought like sin,
Too much aggro
for want of snogging,
Lay in a fix of drugs
in shooting gallery,
Wearing the best of
the bib and...

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I can’t believe I finally fell… in love
Oh, what I felt in my heart locked up my lips
The pleasant picture I saw rocked all my...

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Happiness to me,is  as simple as can be,
A Doughnut and a Cup Of English Tetley tea,
Covered by a Woolen Soft blanket,
Lying On a Comfy...

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To snag a prince, ambitious ladies
bet all their money on a snog
but as a rule they end up getting...
a frog....

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Snogging memories

              whist dreaming of love’s embrace...

in Monday morning’s morass

  ...

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I had to get out for I’d been too long single
I rang round a couple of mates
The Halloween party, I wanted to mingle
Perhaps we could...

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I can't imagine him in bed,
Chick lit needs to be read,
Draw down his manly jocks,
Does he leave on his socks?
Imagine the thrills, 
Before our cardiac...

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