Best Slouch Poems

Oh, Bandit, what's your impish task
While sporting, sly, that little mask?

You seem quite innocent and frail
Yet the kitchen tells a different tale

Floor all messy, the...

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a whiff of the most
extraordinary
elusive fragrance,
a titillating
and yet, subtle smell

Sol’s caresses
linger longer,
His tactile touch
tender and warm

songbirds sing
snowmen slouch,
snowdrops sprout.

all signs
point to

spring


(Diminished Hexaverse)


03,30,2019
Diminished Hexaverse Contest About...

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~~ The  Rabbit and the Fox   ~~  20 line Ballad
The Rabbit and the Fox
The Rabbit and the Fox are here
go down...

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She asked him, "Why are you drinking
Before it's 9 am"?
He told her not to worry
She said, "Damn! You're drunk again".

She said that she was tired
Of...

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Welcome! Take a seat, and please do slouch. 
 In fact, lay down on this psychiatric couch. 

 Tell me, exactly what ails you today?...

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Easter Bunnies

Easter bunnys bellies burning ,
From the poison virus mate,
Aussie farmers want him murdered ,
For every blade of grass he takes,

Have you seen a mattry...

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THE PENGUIN

Way down south on a continent frozen
The penguin a tough life has chosen
Though you’d think he’d be coy
Like a super-cool playboy
You’ll find him out...

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Don't put your best years behind you.

Failures are best made on our own terms.

Success tells one they can succeed. 

A warm person is often the...

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What has happened to my muse?
          It's not an easy thing to lose
   ...

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I saw you in a dream I never had
sitting on a bench
in a depressing slouch
face strangeld with tears

I saw you in the days that are...

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My boyfriend is one
unlike any I've had before.
He spends the majority 
of his time
as horizontal as the floor.
He likes to relax,
let it all hang out,
my...

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Quite a lot we ask of our selves
as we try to up hold these principles
but this is what it_ life has come to for us
we...

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Written: September 26, 2023
Pick-A-Title, Vol 39 Poetry Contest            Sponsored by: Edward Ibeh 

 “However...

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I take off my gloves, for I am warm
All the while maintaining perfect form
Appearances important, shop floor sheen
Demonstrating interest, showing I'm keen

But I'd love to...

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Screwed XI Contest
Sponsor: Rob Carmack


There's seven deadly sins, I am number one.
When the darkness comes, I am very fun.
My wrath of death seems to follow...

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