Best Show Him The Door Poems

My Chicken Adventure
                                 Authored by Chuck Keys


I found a chicken at my door
barely...

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If you could look through any window
Of any house on any given street,
You might find yourself quite surprised 
At the variety of people you would meet.

The couple at number twenty-three
Have been married nearly seven years
They are having another noisy row:
It will eventually end in tears.

The...

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PIG IN BLUE
I knew a pig in blue
Who liked to tell us what to do
Parading the place, policing the place
And he did bad things few people knew

I knew a pig in blue
A corrupt old guard who lived in Baker’s Avenue
He love to take bribes
And he...

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We, who can see,
Love colours.
Vibrant and bright
Colours of different hues
All-seeing eyes delight.
Flame red can be dangerous,
For any girl to wear,
Red denotes passion,
Fellows, please beware.
Yellow is more mellow,
A coward's colour for sure,
If you meet a cowardly man,
Quickly show him the door!
Blue is a happy colour,
It makes...

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Wondering where you been all day
Items missing from my closet 
Trying to figure out how this came about,
and when I questioned you about it
You got mad and we screamed and fight all night 

Should I take him back?
Or should I let him go? 
Do I...

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The mark of the beast is said to have sixes
He'll preach to the world that he brings with him, fixes
Evil is he, with a tongue that spits fire
Burning a path towards that which is higher

Charming, old fellow and he'll smile to our faces
His aim should...

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Her face assumed a distant air,
A strong veil of old sadness.
She was relatively still young.
A butterfly in her prime of life.
Yet she felt heaviness of heart
That only age could explain.
She had seen him with other girls,
Younger butterflies than she.
Handsome as he was,
He was an attraction...

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Snug in the corner I saw the lad lie,
Fire in his belly, a cork in his eye;
And wordlessly sleeping, a-snooze in his bed,
His words, when awakened, go straight to your head.

Alluring to look at, golden is he,
There when you need him as sure as can...

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I was sitting here last night
and a ring came from my phone
I heard tears of pain from you
then I heard a dial tone
 
I quickly called you back
and you slowly replied
Why is this happening to me
can someone hear my cry
 
I began to talk and...

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Sweet William

There once was a man, smelt like a trash can
‘Til came the day the dreadful fray began 
Wife said she would leave
And find a new squeeze
Who smelt as delightful as Sweet William.

The man said nothing, but thought all the more
Afraid that the wife would...

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