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Best Scoot Poems

Below are the all-time best Scoot poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of scoot poems written by PoetrySoup members


Another Book of Genesis
Sighed Adam to Eve:
“Because you were deceived,
Like a fool, I believed.
Sadly, all our conceived
Will be sorely bereaved.”

Well, that should be it, right?
No, boys and girls,...

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Categories: scoot, funny
Form: McWhirtle



Premium Member The Opening
--The opening of a new life--

Airborne smiles under a pessimistic cloud
Peaceful living memories, wiping every frown 
Vibrant beams throughout the night 
The outflow shadows cloud...

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Categories: scoot, beautiful, deep, life, smile,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Lunch With the Girls
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Categories: scoot, children, friendship, introspection, life,
Form: Narrative
The Reluctant Bootscooter
I s’pose you've heard of Tamworth and the shindig there each year, 
where country music reigns supreme and all its stars appear.  
They’re in...

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Categories: scoot, funny, people, music, music,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Being Her Shoes
We are extremely jealous of her sandals, the ones with the glitzy silver rhinestones.
She has worn them twice this week. But who is counting? 
We...

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Categories: scoot, humor,
Form: Personification



I Was There ... !
Nanny’s come a-visiting,
We’re playing in the lounge.
Lottie’s on her kiddie car,
Scooting all around

Lost within her tiny world – 
Doesn’t know I’m there – 
Moving all...

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Categories: scoot, childhood, children
Form: Verse
Premium Member Answering Shriek To My Left
In the woods no right of way, no right to live, no right to play.
I travel quickly, as dusk is beginning. Woods are thick, on...

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Categories: scoot, scary,
Form: Rhyme
Finding the Perfect Christmas Tree
"Daddy, when are we going to the woods to find a Christmas tree? You promised I could help pick the most prettiest one."

"Yes, my darling,...

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Categories: scoot, child, christmas, tree,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Christmas Magic For Ed
Conflicted, dressed like a Santa Claus, Ed ponders the magical delight of Christmas time.   Is it only for Christians, or can it be...

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Categories: scoot, christian, christmas,
Form: Rhyme
A 'Little' Black Dress
Never wear a little black dress that looks in distress or to compressed
it should always impress and softly caress. 

If you wear a small but...

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Categories: scoot, clothes, fashion, funny, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
Roast of An Unnamed Poet
He's packin' magic Viagra
Muse infused grooves set the mood
grab ya' and stab ya' 
we're opposites 
still we speak the same language 
teach and preach truth
every...

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Categories: scoot, allegory, history, rap, slam,
Form: Ode
Premium Member Piddle Eee Dee
Piddle Eee Dee

Dribble, Dribble, breakage, and Piddle
                  ...

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Categories: scoot, fantasy, funny, funny love,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Green Horse Trough
Hot sun on my back, leaning over the horse trough,
scrubbing the green slim off the sides.
The edge burns my hands and arms as I look...

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Categories: scoot, adventure, life, nostalgia, water,
Form: Free verse
The 996th Poem
Fulfilled fantasies and legitimate realities…you do know how to please…
Are you listening to my voice of longing and yearning?
No, don’t backstab me with your broken...

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Categories: scoot, beauty, change, corruption, courage,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Ted Tipper the Male Stripper
There once was a stripper named Tipper
who used tape instead of the snipper.
Duck tape was his friend
When he did a back bend
But his pec’s still...

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Categories: scoot, funny
Form: Limerick

Book: Reflection on the Important Things