Best Scandalous Poems
A wafting, giggling,
windy, wiggling,
breezy, jiggling
flower wore red.
With words so humble,
as he did stumble,
a simple bumble
bee then said,
"on my flight here,
may I light here,
you pretty sight, dear,
fair flower in red?"
"I'm all a'glowing,
petals showing,
nectar flowing,
yours in my flower bed."
Categories:
scandalous, flower, nature,
Form:
Rhyme
An artifact juts from the dirt
with glib glyphs and weird words
A man holding a snake
and the outline of a lake
Seem to warn present day man
with scrawl from a caveman
Is it cryptic scribble-scrabble?
Is it ancient psycho-babble?
One finger points to the sky
Does it mean the time is nigh?
A broken ankh and a scarab
And an angry looking cherub
Seem to say, "Don't forget,
You came from the One who begets.."
Or maybe it's just a prehistoric cartoon
Drawn by some crazy loon
Categories:
scandalous, analogy, angel, art, creation,
Form:
Rhyme
Time goes on
Without a trace
Never seeing
Face to face
Even A glimpse
Of what is in store.
You try hard
To no avail
Ever lis'ning
For the bell
To ring The sound
That ends the war.
Time just goes
(On earth, in space)
Never slowing
Up the pace
To let You have
The chance to score.
Categories:
scandalous, introspection, sad, time,
Form:
Lyric
.
There went she
blue eyes
sashaying with her
sassy self
in her scanty
sateen
sheath
Scandalous
the scandalmongors
scoffed
as I
And off I scurried
searching for paper
and pen
to scribe mine script
of her succulence
Skoal
I’d take a sip
Categories:
scandalous, funny,
Form:
Free verse
A party in 1863
A girl about to wonder
A young naïve unruly thing
Scandalously ponders.
Weaving in and out of sight of contemplations weary light
A sort of fun majestic flight that sooths the hungry appetite
Allowing such a naughty thing
Would surely be a bandit
Too much fun would spoil the rules
An exercise too candid.
She sings and starts a merry dance to wondrous a circumstance
It’s miracle a dazzling trance to tempting to a rigid stance
Imagine old and grumpy men
All standing in a circle
Too proud to take a lady’s hand
Would surely be a Mir’cle
Beyond the real she soon collides within a societal divide
To let the morays soon subside a feeling they won’t soon deny
They gasp in their deliverance
To see a lady sway
Too devious to behold
Too hard to look away
But now is not the time for this a memory they would soon dismiss
This sort of ‘havior can’t exist you’ll have to settle for a kiss.
So there you have it as it was
Before we all were born
Today a girl can dance all day
And barely be adorned.
Categories:
scandalous, adventure, history, nostalgia, social,
Form:
Rhyme
(Senryu poems about crushes)
That awkward moment
when you're caught day-dreamily
staring at your crush.
You know that tingly
feeling when you start to crush?
It's common sense leaving.
The fantasies that
you indulge about your
crush are scandalous.
You can’t seduce
your crush because self-worth
crumbles up close.
.
.
**A crush is an intense infatuation for someone unattainable or inappropriate**
Categories:
scandalous, 12th grade, confidence, confusion,
Form:
Senryu
A scandalous public kiss
A woman would gladly miss
And upon her forced hiss,
If she didn’t in her pants piss!
Openly, she has been axed;
For it wasn’t at all asked;
Her tolerance one has taxed
And one’s low esteem faxed
A stranger’s not–sought–peck
Of a woman’s not notified neck
While in some open deck
Bound to a relationship wreck;
And should it salacious stories sell
Cause give her to arrange you a cell:
She’s a maiden you’ve stripped of glory,
If not implied she could court The Gory…
Scandalous public kiss of a woman
Not an option for a gentleman…
Categories:
scandalous, adventure, anger, betrayal, break
Form:
Rhyme
Hoisted onto a moon ladder,
dizzying height could not phase her.
Inside reverie’s ring
she soars into the midnight air.
Wild smile and soft skin laid bare,
each star sparkles screaming.
Uninhibited so high up,
she’s now prepared for a closeup.
Flying from rung to rung
filled with clear infatuation.
Twenty four carat addiction,
too bright the glister hung.
Scenery transforms lightning fast,
the view’s here then a shadow’s cast.
Ride swiftly reckless soul,
feed insatiable fantasies.
Let go of cruel formalities,
a scandalous black hole.
Categories:
scandalous, desire, dream, emotions, feelings,
Form:
Other