Best Sass Poems

they came from miles to meet "Carlisle"-
the feline freak who won the lotto
in all their disbelief
that such a thing could truly be
many wondered how she'd done it
let 'em wonder was her motto
and until this furry day-
it remains a mystery!...

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There is a young girl known as Sass
Who is a bonny wee lass
No Scottish blood though 
She is Welsh that we know
That bonny wee lassy known as Sassy
© 30/12/2012...

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Chocolate Sass-Mouth
Spacklefudge grinny
Sloppin’ down my chinny
In it to winny!

Chocolate Sass-Mouth
Butternut cream
Smeary goo team
Gurgly dream

Chocolate Sass-Mouth
Spittin’ out sass
Unburdened by class
Dirty hall pass

Chocolate Sass-Mouth
Twisted face covered
Misty-place lover
Never recovered

More chocky please...

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Their litter mates left one at a time
Except for Sass and Brass
They were worried; were they adoptable?
Would anyone want them?
Don’t worry their mother said. God has a plan.

They were taken together
To a home with an older couple.
They got cuddling and love.
Best of all they cuddled with each other.
Just like when they were first born.
God’s plan...

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they arrived from miles about
to meet the cat who won the lotto
in all their disbelief-
that such a thing could ever be
many wondered how she'd done it
let 'em wonder was her motto
and until this furry day-
it remains a mystery!...

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six year old sassy
her pink unicorn magic
leaving me smiling...

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Wild, sweet, what a perfect match
they go so nicely together
so different but the same
complimenting each other
no need for any whipped cream
like sugar and dark cocoa
pink and black, sugar and sass...

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Written with compassion and understanding for a person who is struggling with various issues. Life is difficult for most of us... Some more than others. Let's try to show kindness to all... Even the grumpy ones! Love heals. Sharing the cuddly teddy bear to cheer you up! 

All that Sass and Vinegar
(You are deserving of...

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Pete wanted to court Kim, because she was sassy and fun.
She’s too opinionated for us, said almost everyone.
Sassy is the word they used over and over to warn him.
You love who you love, so he married the fun-loving Kim.

In a few years they had a daughter, named Cali Jo.
She was sassy and fun everywhere she...

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