Best Red Panda Poems

I’m not like my cousins, I’m gentle you see.
I do all my living and eating from a tree.

I’m cute and I’m soft, but never should you touch.
A stuffed version of me would be loved very much.

A rare breed I am, I am special, they say.
So...

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Long bushy tail, eats

bamboos and bugs, a loner,

sleeps days, up at night


Date: 06/22/2019...

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*I believe I've awoken the little red panda
donning five yellow stars on a crimson bandana
spreading hectares of jaded Jinping propaganda*

*She lives in a land of dragons and Maoist oppression
I think I'm becoming her latest star spangled obsession
Sad,she'll probably never breathe sweetened air of the free
or...

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Red Panda aka Foxfire got lost when her plane fell into the China Sea.
She drifted ashore, and was discovered by a giant black and white he.
What are you? The monster asked, fearing she was an alien creature.
A bit afraid of her eighteen inch long tail,...

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Who made red panda Robin Hood? My cousin asked.
No idea, but go along with it if you can, I replied.
His hat is feathered, and he is amply flasked.
And he is walking the path, now coming inside.

Hello fair Robin Hood, my cousin said quickly.
His words turned...

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Red panda was lazier than his friend the sloth
Just leave me alone, he said to Goth
If I want to raise my head I will later
But this second I want to lie like a gator...

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