Best Ratatouille Poems

If I were a prisoner on death row
just hours away from execution
I would NOT order a meal of calamari with ratatouille,
filet mignon with truffles and...

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IRENE ^~^ zzzzzzz...

Now my friend has a pussy called Irene
She is regal
She writes poetry
She is known as the Queen
Each day she eats salmon from a...

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After a hard day at work I come home
Hear my boy rapping the words to his headphones
Every bleep comes another bleep
As he keeps dancing to...

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A restaurant on a beautiful island for kids
 Remy from ratatouille is the chef of my restaurant 
An expert in making boundless perfect blends
 Cute...

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I was looking at some words and their meanings in  the dictionary
Some of them are weird and extraordinary

Didgeridoo-  Australian Aboriginal musical instrument that...

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...dedicated to Billy Collins


We're standing on the Dining Table, 
Salt and Pepper by ourselves, 
Tablecloth is in the drier, 
Dinner Plates still on the shelves....

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We're sitting on the Dining Table, 
Salt and Pepper by ourselves, 
Tablecloth is in the drier, 
Dinner Plates still on the shelves. 

Later on there'll...

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We're sitting on the Dining Table, 
Salt and Pepper by ourselves, 
Tablecloth is in the drier, 
Dinner Plates still on the shelves. 

Later on there'll...

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Preface:
Aye do attest
that poetry may not be best
to express whoosh to chest

git a lee till bitta chump change
boot an overpowering literary force
   to...

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My puns are not too punny.
They are puny -
so itty-bitty that they have no bite-y.
Like tiny turtles with no turtle necks
or like selfish shellfish
offering no...

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You stole his heart right from the start
For just one look and he was hooked

His darling Princess ~ His Sweetest Pea
Then you became ~ His...

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