Best Ramrod Poems

Rod Flaccid faced up to the facts:
A passionate love life he lacks
Girls come to his room
But leave him no groom
Rod Flaccid just falls through the cracks....

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Ramrod was the most fearless cat of all the land
He roamed across the country wild and free
Brave beyond compare Ramrod ruled from sea to sea

No one knows how Ramrod ever got so brave
That story forever will remain an unsolved mystery
To be buried along with Ramrod’s...

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