Best Plonk Poems

the grip o the grape,
sweet flagon solace,
a drop of the steam it will do,
we's sucking the wine,
not much of a crime,
just leave that ole flagon there blue...

with me Kangaroo dog,
 i'm out for a jog,
the Kangaroos sidestepping away,
ole Dan Kinnear is choked down with a...

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Don’t think much of you
Will not spare a thought,
Refuse to think of you again
The catch it won’t be caught.
If I stay afloat or if I’ll be a-sinking
I’ll decline that you are mine and
You- I won’t be thinking!
Accept and believe that you I don’t imagine
Don’t know...

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NOT PLONK

A well-corked bottle lets nothing escape
Subtle added tastes from an oaken cask
I’ll sip and enjoy this fine cultured grape

Is a well-rounded body too much to ask
A label removed where words are hung
What other joys lurk behind this mask

Flavours still swirling around the tongue
Notes of...

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