Best Optometrist Poems

dadgum doctors, heads up their butts
poking, prodding, pricking skin
neurologist a psychopath
gets pleasure as electric volts pass through my body

family doctor showed little concern
made me paranoid...

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People watching today at the optometrist                   ...

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There once was a cross-eyed guy
Whose symptom he liked to deny
He’d always resist
His optometrist
Coz they just couldn’t see eye-to-eye...

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ELLY MAY


poem by: Maria Williams

T'was the night before her birthday and Elly May
Still in the office putting stuff away
In her horn rimmed glasses and grey...

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Analyze my eyes Mr.Optometrist
Tell me what you see ,
Read them better than how they read the letters on the wall
Believe everything you read ,
For they...

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When her vision began to blur
She thought a trip to the Optometrist was the cure
But upon her visit she got bad news
It was a tumor...

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Once upon a time
In a vast kingdom of Modern land
Oddly not in a far far a way suburban
Was there a pretty girl
Prettier than the Venus,...

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Some people seem to have trouble
Admitting they're getting old
So I'll list a few warning signs
And you won't have to be told

When your arm gets too...

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The Penny

At the Dollar store.

“Excuse me,”
She said
As I got into my truck.

“You dropped this.”
And handed me 
a nondescript penny.

I thanked her
And drove away.
Only in Myakka...

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Must see an optometrist next week
Not saying I'm blind as a bat, but bats see better
The tiny type on TV... forget it
Don't know why they...

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Dr. Blindedme   by James Edward Lee Sr.

Optometrist
Poked patient 
In eyes blinded


12/06/17...

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I watched a ballplayer
   wave 'Hi' to the 
cardboard cut-out fans
   propped up in the stands

At first I thought
  ...

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Words get lodged in teeth.
A dental hygienist
has actually extracted a few.

Like bats words hang
from the roof of my mouth,
their subsonic squeaks
jiggle its epiglottis
like a witch...

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Words lodge in my teeth.
My dental hygienist
has actually extracted a few.


They hang like bats
from the roof of my mouth.
Their sub-sonic squeaks
jiggle my epiglottis
like a witch...

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HE NEVER NEEDED GLASSES

As he grew older and older…as it sometimes does
his vision began to fade…it wasn’t as clear as it once was.

The optometrist fitted...

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