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Best No Sense Of Humour Poems


The Doctor's Sense of Humour
Stevie was a city boy, 
He wore an old school tie, 
His life was full of sex and booze 
And other things you buy. 

He occupied a penthouse 
That overlooked the Thames 
And plastered it with modern art 
To overawe his friends. 

But one night...

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Categories: no sense of humour, life, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Good Sense Of Humour Blunts The Sharp Blades Of Reality--Revised Title
Humor plays a special role
In this world of woe.
Laughter's serum for the soul,
As all fun lovers know.
Robust guffaws brighten days.
Insides shake, and hot tears flow.
Think of all the many ways
You could cheer those feeling low.
...

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Categories: no sense of humour, cheer up, humor,
Form: Acrostic
Common Sense, Sense of Humour
Common sense once rebuffed her close friend—
Sense of humour gone nigh out of hand,
The dame now looking tame,
The dance they danced looked lame,
Yet, patched up when, what a perfect blend! 
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Tongue-in-cheek | 19.03.2017 |

Poet’s note: common sense, since it is not so common, often creates...

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Categories: no sense of humour, humor,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member A Wacky Sense of Humour
What do we find funny
What makes us tickle
Laughter can come easy
But sometimes it's fickle

One person chuckles
Another just groans
Depends on your senses
If you giggle or moan

Some find humour
In most things they see
Depends on your outlook
That's surely the key

Go around moping
With chin on the ground
You sure won't...

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Categories: no sense of humour, happiness, giggle,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member A Wacky Sense of Humour
How to define funny
What makes us tickle
Humour comes easy
But sometimes it's fickle

One person laughs
Another just groans
Depends on your senses
You giggle or moan

Some find humour
In most things they see
Depends on your outlook
That's surely the key

Go around moping
With chin on the ground
You sure won't be able
To wipe...

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Categories: no sense of humour, happiness, life, giggle,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member A Wicked Sense of Humour
“You have a wicked sense of humour”
Someone recently chided
Twisting what seem like serious events
Into silliness quite one sided

That's why I'm here to lighten things up
Adding sunshine to the Soup
From the great responses coming my way
You seem like a happier group

It's a real tough job but...

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Categories: no sense of humour, humor,
Form: Quatrain



Thought Id Share My Twisted Sense of Humour
Seen on a dirty unwashed white van today

Something that which did make me LoL

Right up my street

My kind of sense of humour

Someone had wrote this classic piece of finger art on the back

And on this his van was not written

Wash me

But rather appropriately

Also comes in...

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Categories: no sense of humour, funny,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Good Sense of Humour Blunts The Blades of Reality
        Good sense of humour :
       I always admire.
       Good Humour is perfect mind - freshener
      with exact effect on Good...

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Categories: no sense of humour, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Wicked Sense of Humour
“You have a wicked sense of humour”
Someone recently chided
Twisting what seem like serious events
Into silliness quite one sided

That's why I'm here to lighten things up
Adding sunshine to the group
From the great responses coming my way
It seems everyone's happy as poop

It's a real tough job but...

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Categories: no sense of humour, fun,
Form: Rhyme
God's Sense of Humour
I can’t think fun moments when thinking about God,
I just think creating bombastic words to impress him when I pray
And as a person who stutters it’s so difficult when I pronounce them in prayer 
Which is annoying and then I picture God rolling eyes at...

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Categories: no sense of humour, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Sense of Humour
With the way of the world as it is
Need a sense of humor when things get supercilious
Maybe dance a jig
Or snort like a pig
Running naked through streets acting delirious...

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Categories: no sense of humour, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Good Sense Of Humour Blunts The Sharp Blades Of Reality

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance 
to your steps, as you walk the tightrope of life.
Quote  By William Arthur Ward 

We were young and filled with responsibilities 
new to town, married and in our early twenties 
My husband needed...

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Categories: no sense of humour, appreciation, health, humor,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member A Sense of Humour
How do we describe a sense of humor
Sometimes silly last words on a tombstone
No respect for the dead
Just silly instead
Gertrude passed away from a humorous tumor ...

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Categories: no sense of humour, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Wicked Sense of Humour
“You have a wicked sense of humour”
Someone recently chided
Twisting what seem like serious events
Into silliness quite one sided

That's why I'm here to lighten things up
Adding sunshine to the group
From the great responses coming my way
It seems everyone's happy as poop

It's a tough job but someone's...

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Categories: no sense of humour, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Ab Initio This You Will Get My Sense of Humour
So first principles
this could be formal axing mums
Theo recites while posting your lates
basic props in position
General prince pulls and has a special status
Roll to play
The ory in in bed
no impure thoughts of ass or umptions
and none will con the ventions...

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Categories: no sense of humour, poetry,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry