Best Neutering Poems

Joe was supposed to get Buddy neutered.
They return home without surgery or the cone of shame.


Do you know what neutering means? My husband asks me.
Yes, I do. 
This is why I set up the appointment.

Unfortunately….
I cannot lift either of them into the car....

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My dog looks at me,
don’t wanna know what he’s thinking
missing one testicle now,
'thanks to me'.

I offer him a treat a reward a bribe if you will
to forgive and forget, but.
He turns his head away from me.

“Come on boy” I say “it’s your favorite,
a bacon-flavored dog...

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