Best Nerdy Poems

How rude and obnoxious, she was, to push me down,
step on me as if i was her rug,
i might be a nerd but that doesn't give her the right,
inside and out we're all the same, right?

Only geeks have been there and i'm sick and tired...

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Hey babe, I have a confession to make. 

When you and I first met, a perfectly inelastic collision must have happened,
Because now all I can do 
is to stay by your side. 

When you and  I first met, I know we’re a one-to-one function,...

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This nerdy disease will bring me to my knees eventually
When all the hours spent have finally added up
I’ll have no other choice than to give up in life
This total lack of rest
Spent studying for a test
Is slowly leaving me weakened with time
All just a self-destructive...

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Talk a little bit nerdy just for me,
let’s watch ‘Star Wars’ all night long;
I’ll be your Rebel princess faithfully;

Bury my moan in the theme song,
can you handle a geeky kind of kink? 
The cinematic innuendo let’s prolong;

Putty in your hands before you blink,
you can be...

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She’s nerdy. She’s crazy.
She’s nuts. She’s naïve.
I smile, listening.
Hoping it is me they are talking about.

Shh!
What’s the matter?
I think she’s IN THERE!
I scoot into my turned over refrigerator box.
And pull my giant owl pillow in front of the entrance.
Wanting them to continue.
Needing them to continue.

I...

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