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Below are the all-time best Nell poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of nell poems written by PoetrySoup members

Eskimo Nell and the Door Repair Man

For Andrea’s contest 
Show me the Funny (part two)

Eskimo Nell & the Door Repair Man

Now Eskimo Nell 
Has a story to tell
A tale, about my...

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Categories: nell, humorous,
Form: I do not know?

Eva Nell

EVE NELL
BY

JOHN M. ARRIBAS

EVA NELL WAS A BEAUTIFUL BABY,  LATER A TEEN
A GORGEOUS WOMAN,  AS HAS EVER BEEN SEEN
COQUETTISH, CHARMING, WITH  INVITING...

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Categories: nell, allegory, betrayal, dark, irony,
Form: Rhyme

Grandma's Hand Sewn Quilt

When the auctioneer first shows it,
I feel a sudden piercing shock.
My grandma's hand-sewn antique quilt
Is on the auction block.
It is the lovely basket pattern
And her...

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Categories: nell, age, grandmother,
Form: Narrative

The Pastor's Daughter Nelly

I’ll tell you all a story
Tis one close to my heart
Has love, Has life, It has a cow
A haystack torn apart
The man in question?
Well that...

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Categories: nell, farm, fun, girl, humorous,
Form: Lyric

Wellington Gate

His walk into town would prove fateful that day,
As his mind wandered idly while finding his way.
His footsteps were brisk like fall chill in the...

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Categories: nell, death, emotions, funeral, goodbye,
Form: Narrative

The Ballad of Nelly and Me

Rolled about a bit I’d say
Since Nell and I first met
Denver down to Old Fort Lauderdale

Flatland fever hit one day and
Drowning in our sweat
Mountains pulled...

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Categories: nell, cute love, friendship, happiness,
Form: Ballad

Sir Harold, Knight

Sir Harold, Knight, the valiant swain
Did call his Lady Nell.
He held her close and kissed her hand
And bade her sweet farewell.

"Forth from here I needs...

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Categories: nell, adventure, fantasy, funny, funny
Form: Burlesque

Cowboy Slim's Five-Dollar Hat

Slim's cowboy hat warn't no fancy Stetson, that's fer shore!
He'd paid five smackeroos fer it in a Sears 'n' Roebuck store.
But it served him jes...

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Categories: nell, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Up At the North Pole

Up on the Housetop

  1. Up on the housetop reindeer pause,
      Out jumps Good Old Santa Claus
  ...

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Categories: nell, christmas,
Form: Rhyme

Sinners All

Nell killed her spouse Bill by casting a black magic spell
Sister Jill promised she'd never tell
But Jill and Bill secretly shared a flat
And Jill was...

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Categories: nell, humorous,
Form: Limerick

The Tulip Fairies

Deep in the land of the Cumberland
Where the moonbow blushes the sky
The tulip fairies were dancing
As the tune of the loon filled the sky

Dearest Nell...

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Categories: nell, fantasy, childrensweet, sweet, ,
Form: Rhyme

Brawl At the Buckskin Joe Saloon

The poker game wuz progressin' purty well 'til Iron Mike started a ruckus!
Seems he had some spare aces up his sleeve, that dirty, sneaky cuss!
One-Eyed...

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Categories: nell, cowboy-western, funny, hair,
Form: Rhyme

A Royal Bedwarmer

Who will buy my lovely oranges
I am a whore in the bed of Charles II
Nell Gwynn is my name from Hereford I come
Beauty I have...

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Categories: nell, fruit, sexy,
Form: Rhyme

Nelli Macguire

"Nellie MacGuire"
        By Rachel Heffington
Each little room in our house is so nice
But the nicest of all, full...

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Categories: nell, childhood, family, children, funny,
Form: Light Verse

Happy Birthday Jan

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Happy birthday to a lovely lady called Jan
Who's a poet from The Isle of Man
So please raise your glass
To a very nice lass
Burn (s)...

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Categories: nell, birthday, funny, humorous,
Form: Limerick